EDWARD TENNYSON REED (1860-1933)

ALL GOOSEY HINDENBURG: 'NOW MY CHILDREN, RETAIN IN YOUR MINDS OUR TRIUMPHANT GOOSE-STEP BUT FOR THE MOMENT, TRY AND GIVE IT AN APPEARANCE OF MILDNESS AND HUMILITY. THAT'S BETTER! JUST A LEETLE MORE DROOPING AT THE KNEES!'
THE LION'S SHARE - AT LAST! JOHN BULL: KEEPER MACDONALD, IT SEEMS TO ME THAT THE BEAR HERE HAS BEEN SOMEWHAT PAMPERED OF LATE AT THE EXPENSE OF THE LION. I NEED NOT TELL YOU KEEPER BALDWIN, TO SEE THAT LEO GETS HIS FAIR SHARE AT FEEDING TIME!	PATIENT 'OXON' MR ASQUITH, AFTER MUCH HEART-SEARCHING AND HIS USUAL CONSIDERATION FOR OTHERS, AGREES TO ADORN 'ANOTHER PLACE'- TO WHICH HE TAKES THE HEARTY GOOD WISHES OF EVERYONE (NOT EXCLUDING OUR ARTIST, THOUGH YOU MIGHT NOT THINK IT!)	'IN THE SPRING -' OR, SERENADING A SYNDICATE ROMEO (LLOYD GEORGE): 'OH-H-H LOOK YOU' - THREE JULIETS! WELL WELL WELL RATHER HEAFY FOR THE PALCONY I'M THINK-ING! AND WHERE IS MACLEAN TOO-OO? I SUPPOSE THEY WILL PE SITTING ON HIM!'
CHAMBERLAIN UP SPEAKERS CHAIR 'IF HE SPOKE HE COMMANDED ATTENTION'