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Donald McGill

'WHY DON'T YOU COME FOR A WALK ACROSS THE FIELDS- DON'T YOU TRUST ME? OR DON'T YOU TRUST YOURSELF?' 'YES I TRUST YOU AND I TRUST MYSELF, BUT WHEN WE GET TOGETHER I WOULDN'T TRUST EITHER OF US!'	HAVE YOU MISSED A PATIENT BY ANY CHANCE, BECAUSE SOMEONE'S RUN OFF WITH MY WIFE!	'WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF I DIED, JOHN?' 'MY DEAR, I SHOULD GO CRAZY!' 'WOULD YOU MARRY AGAIN?' 'OH I SHOULDN'T GO AS CRAZY AS ALL THAT!!'
I'M COMING HOME BY ROCKET	'ARE YOU LOOKING FOR THE WAITING ROOM MA'AM?' 'NO I'M LOOKING FOR A ROOM WHERE I SHAN'T HAVE TO WAIT!!'	DON'T FORGET ME, DEAREST, THAT'S ALL I ASK OF YOU SEND ME A LINE WITH GREETINGS KIND JUST AS I SEND TO YOU
'I FEEL A LETHARGY CREEPING OVER ME.' 'I DON'T WONDER. THIS DARN BEACH IS CRAWLING ALIVE WITH 'EM!'	GOOD NIGHT, DAD!	DON'T CRY DARLINGS! THERE ARE PLENTY OF GIRLS AT...
I'M ALWAYS SINGING YOUR PRAISES WHEN YOU'RE AWAY!	I'M GETTING A GOOD SNIFF OF THE BRINY DOWN HERE!	NAUGHTY LITTLE CUSS WORDS HANG DASH AND BLOW LEAD YOU ON TO WUSS WORDS, LAND YOU DOWN BELOW!