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Donald McGill

AND GIVE MY KIND REGARDS TO ALL THE POOR CIVILIANS!	I'M JUST SEW-SEW AT PRESENT!	ME AND MY DONKEY OR I'VE JUST BEEN POST HASTE TO THE POST TO POST THIS CARD TO YOU
WEARING GLASSES? AND DON'T I NEED 'EM! WHY, I GAVE THE RIGHT CHANGE TWICE YESTERDAY!!	WAS IT DARK!! WELL I BUMPED INTO MY HUSBAND IN THE SHED AND HE RAISED HIS HAT AND APOLOGISED!!	'HAVE YOU READ ABOUT THAT MACHINE THAT CAN TELL IF A MAN'S LYING OR NOT?' 'READ ABOUT IT? GREAT SCOTT! I MARRIED IT!!
'POOR BILL WENT HOME LAST NIGHT AND FOUND HIS MISSUS IN BED WITH PERITONITIS.' 'WOT! D'YER MEAN THAT DAM OLD ICE-CREAM MAN ROUND THE CORNER?'	JIM'S GIRL IS TALL AND FASTMY GIRL IS SHORT AND SLOWJIM'S GIRL WEARS SILKY THINGS MY GIRL WEARS CALICOJIM'S GIRL HAS WIT AND FUNMY GIRL IS DULL AND GOOD BUT D'YOU THINK I'D CHANGE MY GIRL OR JIMS?YOU BET I WOULD!!	OLD OR YOUNG, TALL OR SHORTPICK 'EM OUT AT RANDOMTHIS BALLY TOWN SEEMS FULL OF MENWHOSE WIVES DON'T UNDERSTAND 'EM!
RIDING THE DONKEY	MY WIFE AND I ARE VERY MUCH IN LOVE, BUT NOT WITH EACH OTHER!	'WELL, WELL, A FEW DRINKS MAKE YOU LOOK QUITE BEAUTIFUL!' 'BUT I HAVEN'T HAD A FEW DRINKS!' 'NO, BUT I HAVE!!!'