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Donald McGill

'THEY HAD A BEER DRINKING COMPETITION AT THE CLUB LAST NIGHT.' 'OH, WHO GOT SECOND PRIZE?'	'WHAT BECOME OF A CAR MUMMY, WHEN IT REALLY WON'T GO ANYMORE?' 'SOMEBODY SELLS IT TO YOUR FATHER!'	I MUST HAVE ANOTHER ROOM. I'VE GOT A BIG FAT HUSBAND AND THREE LITTLE ONES ALL SLEEPING IN ONE BED!
I THINK I SHALL CLICK IF I STICK IT OUT A FEW DAYS MORE	'WHO WAS BEST MAN AT THE WEDDING?' 'I WAS, BUT I DIDN'T GET A CHANCE TO PROVE IT!'	THE PRICE OF A KISS A BABY GETS IT FOR NOTHING A YOUNG MAN STEALS IT AN OLD MAN BUYS IT
'DO YOU BELIEVE IN SANTA CLAUSE?' 'ME? I'VE NEVER MET THE MAN YET THAT I BELIEVE IN!'	I'M HIGH AND DRY ON THE COAST HERE!	I THINK OF YOU WHEN FAR FROM HOME WATCHING THE BREEZE BLOW O'ER THE FOAM!
BLESS YOU VICAR, I ALWAYS KNOW WHEN I'VE HAD ENOUGH. I FALL DOWN!	' I WANT TO SEE THE DEMON DRINK - I WANT TO SEE THE FOUL FRIEND DRINK-' ' BILL, GO AN' TELL THE SERGEANT MAJOR THAT THERE'S A BLOKE HERE WANTS TO STAND 'IM A PINT!!'	'ISN'T YOUR EYE WATERING HENRY?' 'YES, ONE OF MY PUPILS FORGOT TO PUT HIS HAND UP!!'