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Donald McGill

KEEP SMILING!	WHAT D'YER MEAN BY COMING ON PARADE WITH THE TOP OF YOUR TUNIC UNDONE!	'FANCY WANTING TO KISS ME! I DIDN'T THINK YOU WERE THAT KIND!!' 'OH, I'M MUCH KINDER THAN THAT - YOU WAIT TILL IT GETS DARK!'
'STRAIGHT, OLD MAN, I CAN HARDLY KEEP THE WOLF FROM THE DOOR' 'KEEP IT FROM THE DOOR! BLIMEY, AT MY PLACE IT'S COME IN AN' HAD PUPS ON THE MAT!!'	'WAS THE CHILD BORN IN WED-LOCK?' 'NO - IN A BLACK-OUT!'	'HE'S GOT A GLASS EYE' 'HOW DO YOU KNOW?' 'OH IT JUST CAME OUT IN CONVERSATION!'
SHE SAYS TO ME 'COME AN' 'AVE A FIGHT' - AN' NATURALLY I WENT, AS ANY LADY WOULD!'	VERY UNCERTAIN WEATHER AIN'T IT? YOU REELY DON'T KNOW WHAT CLOTHES TO PAWN!	HE AIN'T HALF POSH SINCE HE WON THE FOOTBALL POOL. HAS HAD SLEEVE AN' A TAIL SEWN ON TO HIS DICKY!!
I'M SORRY TO SEE SO FEW 'YOUNG MOTHERS' HERE AFTER ALL MY EFFORTS!	I MAY 'AVE 'AD A COUPLE, BUT, BLIMEY! I KNOWS 'ADDOCK FROM 'AKE!!'	OUR HANDY MAN. DOES ANYTHING FOR ANYBODY. A REAL PUBLIC CONVENIENCE.