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| DON'T
YOU THINK DEAR, WE OUGHT TO SEND AN EXTRA BLANKET TO MRS WINTERBOTTOM? |
IN
CASE YOU'RE NOT FEELING QUITE UP TO SCRATCH. I'M SENDING YOU THIS LITTLE
PRESENT! |
'NOT
MISSED ONE SUNDAY SCHOOL ALL THE YEAR. I'M SURE YOU DESERVE YOUR PRIZE!'
'THANK YOU SIR, BUT I THINK I'D HAVE PREFERRED A BOOK WITH A LITTLE MORE
SEX IN IT!!' |
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| GOOD
LUCK TO MY BOY IN AIR FORCE BLUE! |
'WHAT
DO YOU KNOW ABOUT QUEEN ELIZABETH?'
'SHE WAS CALLED THE VIRGIN QUEEN AND WAS A GREAT SUCCESS - AS A QUEEN!' |
THE
LITTLE SWANKER! THAT'S WHAT HE MEANT WHEN HE SAID HE WAS IN THE AIR FORCE!! |
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'HAVE
YOU A "BRADSHAW"?'
'YES, SIR, - FIRST DOOR ON THE LEFT!' |
PEERING
ROUND CORNERS, LISTENING AT DOORS,
EVERYONE'S BUSINESS MAKING IS YOURS,
LOOKING FOR SCANDAL WHEN THERE'S NONE ABOUT
YOUR NAME'S A NOSEY PARKER WITHOUT ANY DOUBT! |
THOUGH
YOU WAITRESSES SWANK
AND FANCY YOUR WEIGHT,
YOU'RE GLAD OF THE PENNY
LEFT UNDER THE PLATE! |
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'DEAR
ME, WHAT A VERY RUDE BUILDING!'
'AH! YOU'D SAY SO, VICAR, IF YOU SAW THE WRITING ON THE WALLS INSIDE!' |
NO
MORE BABIES FOR ME! I'M GETTING MARRIED NEXT WEEK!! |
IT'S
LONG SINCE NOAH WAS IN THE ARK IT'S LONG SINCE CAESAR LANDED HERE SINCE
SHAKESPEARE WROTE IT'S QUITE A WHILE QUEEN ANNE'S BEEN DEAD FOR MANY A YEAR.
IT'S YEARS AND YEARS IT STRIKES ME TOO, SINCE I HAVE HAD A LINE FROM YOU. |
