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Donald McGill

A MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOUMAY EVERY CHRSITMAS JOY BE YOURSWITH JOLLY GAMES FOR OUT OF DOORSBRIGHT FIRES AND CHRISTMAS FARE AT HOMEAND LOTS MORE CHRISTMASES TO COME	I'VE JUST SLIPPED DOWN TO THE POST WITH MY CHRISTMAS GREETING TO YOU!	HAVE YOU ONE ABOUT THREE MONTHS OLD YOU COULD LEND ME FOR HALF AND HOUR? I'M JUST GOING TO SEE MY SOLICITOR!
'WHY IS HUMAN MILK BETTER THAN COW'S MILK?''BECAUSE IT'S CHEAPER, KEEPS BETTER OVER THE WEEK-END AND THE CAT CAN'T GET AT IT!'	'NO, MRS SMITH, YOU SAID A BABY AN' I'VE BROUGHT A BABY. IT'S TOO LATE TO CHANGE IT FOR A KITTEN NOW!	'IT'S SO DIFFERENT FROM YOURS! DID HIS FATHER HAVE NICE CURLY HAIR LIKE THIS?' 'I DON'T KNOW MA'AM, HE HAD HIS HAT ON!'
WHEN THIS CARD SHALL REACH YOU DEAR,THOUGH I'M FAR OUT AT SEA,YOU'LL KNOW THAT I STILL THINK OF YOUAND HOPE YOU THINK OF ME	THE LITTLE BOXERS	OLD OR YOUNG, RICH OR POORNO ONE'S SAFE FROM THAT TONGUE OF YOURSWHEN IT ONCE BEGINS TO WAGNOTHING'LL STOP IT BUT A FAG!
'WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE ARIAL IN THE CLOTHES LINE THEN?''WELL, THE ARIAL DRAWS THE WAVES!'	ALL THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE ARE FREE!!	CRICKEY, I MUST SEE THAT HE GETS HIS SHAVING WATER PUNCTUAL!