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Donald McGill

IT'S VERY FULL HERE, BUT I'VE GOT A NICE LITTLE ROOM WITH COAL AND GAS INCLUDED!	'GET ANY ORDERS TODAY?YES, SIR, TWO.WHAT WERE THEY?'GET OUT AND STOP OUT!!!	'I WANT A HOT BATH THIS EVENING''CERTAINLY, MADAM I'LL SEE YOU HAVE IT'
WHAT MY BOSS SAYS IS RIGHT. HE CERTAINLY MAKES ADVANCES!	'I HOPE YOU DIDN'T TREAT IT ROUGHLY: REMEMBER YOU HAVE A MOTHER YOURSELF!'	JUST TAKE THIS GENTLEMAN'S PARTICULARS DOWN AND LOOK AT HIS TESTIMONIALS!
BUT YOU DON' UNDERSTAND SIR! I MUSHT GO HOME. YOUR TIME'SH YOUR OWN BUT I'VE GOT TO GET UP IN THE MORNING!	I'M FEELING A PERFECT KID AGAIN HERE	WE'RE HAVING A CLINKING TIME
'MUMMY IS THIS REALLY A SANTA CLAUS?''NO DEAR, IT'S DADDY OF COURSE''AND THE STORK - IS THAT DADDY TOO?'	IF A MAN HAS ANYTHING IN HIM, A SEA TRIP WILL BRING IT OUT!!'	I'M TAKING DADDY FOR A BATHE