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| ME
AN' MY GAL ARE DOWN HERE |
'I'VE
ALWAYS SWORN I'D NEVER KISS A MAN TILL I WAS ENGAGED 'WELL THAT CUTS ME
OUT, DOESN'T IT?' 'OH, I AM ENGAGED NOW!' |
THE
LORD! THE DAMSEL 'AS FLOWN - THE BED 'AS NOT BEEN SLEPT IN, THE LITTLE CHAMBER
IS EMPTY! |
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| 'I'M
VERY WORRIED. MY GAL HAS GOT A JOB IN LONDON AT £9 A WEEK.' 'WELL,
THAT'S NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT!' 'YES, BUT SHE'S SENDING ME TEN!!' |
GOOD
HEAVENS MADAM, DIDN'T YOUR MOTHER TELL YOU ANYTHING? |
'WHO'S
THAT WOMAN THAT SMILED AT YOU?'
'NOW DON'T YOU START - I'VE GOT ENOUGH TROUBLE COMING EXPLAINING TO HER
WHO YOU ARE!!' |
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| NA,
NA, MAGGIE, I TELL YE WE WILL HAE AN EGG OOR TEA! DANG IT, WE MUST LET OORSELS
GO SOMETIMES!! |
'YOU
KNOW I DON'T ALLOW FOLLOWERS JANE.'
'WHY, MUM, I SHOULDN'T HAVE THOUGHT YOU'D 'AVE ANY AT YOUR AGE!' |
IT'S
MOST CONFUSING! MOTHER TELLS ME ONE THING AND YOU TELL ME ANOTHER! |
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SOME
GIRLS WORK THE WHOLE WEEK THROUGH
AND WASH THEIR SMALLS ON SUNDAY THANK GOODNESS I'M NOT ONE OF THEM -
WELL, NOT BEFORE NEXT MONDAY!! |
'WHAT'S
THE MATTER DOCTOR?'
'WELL, EITHER YOU'RE DEAD OR ELSE MY STETHESCOPE IS BUNGED UP!' |
I
THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO CLICK, GIRLS
BUT THE DIRTY SON-OF-A-GUN
HE ONLY PINCHED MY CORNET
THEN SKIPPED TOWARDS THE SETTING SUN! |
