WILLIAM HEATH ROBINSON (1872-1944)

THE NEW FRUIT TREE PRUNER WITH INGENIOUS ADJUSTMENT FOR AUTOMATICALLY LIME WASHING THE BARK WHILE PRUNING THE BRANCHES TESTING CORN PLASTERS IN THE SALON OF A FASHIONABLE WEST END CHIROPODIST THE REAL SOLDIER
A BRAINY OLD HUN SETTLING THE DANUBE DIFFICULTY BY STOPPING THE RIVER AT ITS SOURCE COMMUNITY SINGING.
WHAT IT IS LIKELY TO LEAD TO HARD TO BEAT:  THE RECORD
THE KINDLY CADDY-BIRD OF ST ANDREWS PURSUING ITS DAILY ROUND A CLOUD DISPELLER DESIGNED BY THE FIRST LORD DISCOVERING A HEINKEL BOMBER HIDING IN A CLOUD ENVY
HANS ANDERSEN'S FAIRY TALES A HAND-MADE MIRROR WHICH ANY LADY WOULD BE PROUD TO PEER AT AN ORDINARY GOLF-BAG BECOMES AN EXCEPTIONALLY IMPOSING FLOWER-POT
THE EIGHTEENTH HOLE COMPRESSED BILLIARDS FOR MAISONETTES THE RAJAH
ABOU HASSAN WAS IN THE MOST INEXPRESSIBLE AMAZEMENT HE HAD HIS EYES ALWAYS FIXED UPON ONE OF HER SLAVES PLAN OF A FOUR ROOMED FLAT WARMED BY ONE STOVE
A LITTLE MECHANICAL HELP IN RISING GRACEFULLY FROM A LOUNGE CHAIR PETS' PLAY-GROUND TRYPLIT MANSIONS MAIDA VALE THE DINNER GONG IN SERVICE FLATS
THE NEW REAR WHEEL GEAR FOR TURNING THE CAR RIGHT ROUND IN ONE MOVEMENT DEMONSTRATING BEFORE THE HIGHWAYS COMMITTEE THE RESILIENCE OF DUROID. 1935 MAYOR AND MAYORESS IN STATE ATTENDED BY THE SURVEYOR AND HIGHWAYS COMMITTEE OPENING THE NEW DUROID MACADAM ROAD.
1975 THE SAME COMMITTEE WATCHING VAIN ENDEAVOURS TO SCARIFY THE ROAD AT A LATER DATE.
THE TEST FOR FREEDOM FROM BLEEDING AND PICKING UP PROVING TO THE COUNCIL THAT A CAR MAY BE BROUGHT TO A SUDDEN STANDSTILL ON A STEEP GRADIENT DRESSED WITH DUROID UNDER ANY WEATHER CONDITIONS, BECAUSE DUROID HOLDS LARGE CHIPS FIRMLY, MAKING A GOOD SURFACE FOR TYRES TO GRIP. HO, HO, HO, HO, HOW GLAD I AM
MONTE CARLO REFORMED PLAYING SNAP FOR FILBERTS AT THE CASINO BIRDS-NESTING IN THE ADIRONDACKS. THE BIRDS'NESTER'S REBUFF
MRS EAGLE - SEND HIM TO COVENTRY MY DEARS WE'LL HAVE NO LIVING STATUARY HERE THE ELFIN KING'S HOUSE KEEPER
HOW TO DO WITHOUT THE MANTLE SHELF IN A MODERN FLAT MRS SNIFKIN DREAMILY AS SHE SMELLS BURNING - DEAR! DEAR!  HE'S SMOKING THAT CHEAP TOBACCO AGAIN PETER QUINCE
PATRIOTIC OLD DEARS ENDEAVOURING TO MAKE LIFE AS SWEET AS POSSIBLE DURING THE SCARCITY OF SUGAR TRIBOULET XMAS LEGENDS - THE FIRST ROAST TURKEY
AN OLD LEGEND THAT ATTRIBUTED THE DISCOVERY OF ROAST TURKEY TO THE MONKS IN THE 13th CENTURY
DISGUISING SHELLS FOR SHIPMENT IN NEUTRAL BOTTLES THE CHIEF REVOLUTER A 'GROUSE AS USUAL' OUTRAGE BY A GERMAN OFFICER
THE PEACEFUL CONVERSION OF A TORPEDO TO A FOOT-WARMER AND OPENS 'IS AS IF 'E WAS GOIN' TO SHOW ME 'IS FINE SET OF TEETH AN UNRECORDED ECLIPSE OF THE SUN
AN ASTRONOMICAL NOTE
NEW SEASIDE SPORTS THE KISS OF PEACE 1916-1917
NOTHING DOING A CLEVER METHOD OF OVERCOMING DISPARITY OF HEIGHT IN THE KAISER'S NEW ARMY
ANTICIPATION AND DISAPPOINTMENT
WHY SANTA CLAUS CHANGED HIS MIND TRULY, THE MOON SHINES WITH A GOOD GRACE THE PROLOGUE
I SHALL KNOW THAT YOUR GOOD IS MINE THIS FOR THE MAPLE LEAF THE SIXTH COLUMN
THE SIXTH COLUMN FRUSTRATE A VAIN ATTEMPT BY THE FIFTH TO STARVE US OUT BY POISONING THE PIGEONS IN TRAFALGAR SQUARE
ENEMY ICE MORTARS FOR PREVENTING PURSUIT WHEN CROSSING FROZEN RIVERS ONE OF THE CLEVERLY CAMOUFLAGED ALL WAYS GUNS ON THE SIEGFRIED LINE COLD CHARITY
A KIND HEARTED PRUSSIAN OFFICER GIVING HIS CLOTHES TO A NEEDY BELGIAN PEASANT
STRANGE THINGS THAT DON'T OFTEN HAPPEN AT GOLF NECESSITY IS THE MOTHER OF INVENTION SENSIBLE MEASURES TO BE TAKEN IN THE EVENT OF A HEAT WAVE INVADING OUR SHORES
THE NEW YEAR'S BEDROOM
SUITE DE LUXE THE OTHER POINT OF VIEW
MOTHER 'FLU GERM TO HER YOUNGEST - COME BACK AT ONCE, FLUELLYN, - CAN'T YOU SEE HE'S GOT IT ALREADY, - YOU'LL CATCH IT YOURSELF BEFORE YOU'VE DONE, AND GIVE IT TO THE REST OF THE FAMILY A MERE MATTER OF FORM
DISTRESSING MISTAKE OF THE COOK RECENTLY RELEASED FROM A MUNITION FACTORY
THE HOMEMADE CHRISTMAS PRESENT SOMETHING ON EACH WAY
A FISH TRAGEDY THE LANGUAGE OF EGGS
SOME NEW DESIGNS FOR EASTER EGGS TO FACILITATE THE EXCHANGE OF GRACEFUL SENTIMENTS AND AMOROUS MESSAGES
SELLING IRISH SWEEPSTAKE TICKETS UNDER THE EYES OF THE LAW MAGNETIC AIDS TO SKATERS TO BE INSTALLED IN THE LONDON PARKS DURING THE SKATING SEASON CASABIANCA OF THE LINKS
ANOTHER ILLUSTRATED CROSSWORD PUZZLETTE ACROSS - 1. **** EXCLAMATION SUMMER TROUBLES IN THE TROPICS - SNAKE CASTS ON THE SAHARA GOLF COURSE KNOCKING THE GROUND FROM BENEATH HIS FEET
THE TOO VIGOROUS GOLFER - NOW I HAVE JUST ABOUT CUT MYSELF OFF
AN UNFORTUNATE BACK-HANDER AT ST ANDREWS A GENTLE GAME OF RUGBY IN THE BOTANICAL GARDENS THE ALL-WAYS-AT-ONCE INCENDIARY EXTINGUISHER
CRICKET
ETON V HARROW AT LORDS CAUTIOUS YOUTH SURREPTITIOUSLY SOUNDS LADY FRIEND BEFORE MAKING A MATRIMONIAL PROPOSAL BAA, BAA, BLACK SHEEP, HAVE YOU ANY WOOL? YES, MARRY, HAVE I, THREE BAGS FULL
PUSSY-CAT, PUSSY-CAT, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? INTERESTING SIDELIGHTS ON THE WIG INDUSTRY (MASS PRODUCTION FOR THE MILLIONS) THERE WAS A SHIP OF RIO SAILED OUT INTO THE BLUE AND NINE AND NINETY MONKEYS WERE ALL HER JOVIAL CREW
WHEN THE SHIRT DOES NOT COME HOME FROM THE WASH L'ART MUTUEL AN APPROPRIATE GUARD OF HONOUR AT THE WEDDING OF A DOMESTICATED COUPLE
RONDIBILIS AND LAID ALL LEVEL WITH THE GROUND HE CAUSED TO BE HONOURABLY BURIED IN BLACK-SOILEE-VALLEY
'HAVING DISCOVER'D AN AMBUSCADE OF SQUOB-CHITTERLINGS' IN THE SCRAMBLING TRENCHES OF AN EGG ARSENAL 
GREAT BRITISH INDUSTRIES - DULY PROTECTED HOME PRACTICE FOR THE GOLFING NOVICE
A TRAINED EARLY BIRD COMPELLING A WORM TO TURN BEFORE IT CASTS HOLED OUT THE WARNING MIRROR FOR LOUNGE USERS
THE CONVERSION OF A BATHROOM INTO A SMOKING LOUNGE AND SCULLERYETTE THE 'MODESTY' SEASIDE BUNGALOW THE DAILY DUST COLLECTION
THIN WALLS THE SMELL OF SCORCHING HE DASHED AFTER THE ELEPHANT
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WILLIAM HEATH ROBINSON (1872-1944)

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