SALLY ARTZ (Born 1935)

LOOKS AS THOUGH THEY CLOSED THE LOCAL POST OFFICE AFTER ALL, THEN GETTING THE PART-TIME HOSPITAL JOB HAS CHANGED YOU IRENE HE WANTS A MOBILE WORTH STEALING
IT'S GOOD TO SEE! HE HASN'T HAD MUCH TO LAUGH ABOUT RECENTLY I'D LOVE TO MEET UP - YOUTUBE OR MYSPACE? NOW WASH YOUR HANDS PLEASE
CHRISTMAS IS THE ONLY TIME THE WHOLE FAMILY GETS TOGETHER VANITY HE'LL SIT THERE FOR HOURS, JUST WATCHING THE NHS RUN DOWN
I LIKE HIM–HE'S A BORE'S BORE EXPECTING ALL THE FAMILY FOR CHRISTMAS, THEN? I NEVER REALISED THE SPORTS FIELD WAS ON SUCH A SLOPE
'WE'RE GREATLY PRIVILEGED - VERY FEW PEOPLE EVER GET TO SEE THE FIRST DAWN CHORUS.' 'THEY CERTAINLY KILLED THE EVENING STONE DEAD, WITH THEIR DAMN COMPATIBILITY!' FRANK - I'VE BEEN SEEING SOMEONE ELSE'S SHARES PORTFOLIO...
SAY CASHPOINT! CASHPOINT! HE'S NOT HER HUSBAND OR LOVER - HE'S HER ACCOUNTANT.
YOU'RE RIGHT - INTEREST RATES COULD GO EITHER WAY CAUGHT HIS WIFE IN THE HANDS OF THE RECEIVER FORGET THE EXPENSE, AND ENJOY THE LUXURY HOLIDAY!
HE'LL TAKEOFF EVERYTHING BUT HIS MONEY BELT   

SALLY ARTZ (Born 1935)

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