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LOOKS AS THOUGH THEY CLOSED THE LOCAL POST OFFICE AFTER ALL, THEN
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GETTING THE PART-TIME HOSPITAL JOB HAS CHANGED YOU IRENE
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HE WANTS A MOBILE WORTH STEALING
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IT'S GOOD TO SEE! HE HASN'T HAD MUCH TO LAUGH ABOUT RECENTLY
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I'D LOVE TO MEET UP - YOUTUBE OR MYSPACE?
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NOW WASH YOUR HANDS PLEASE
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CHRISTMAS IS THE ONLY TIME THE WHOLE FAMILY GETS TOGETHER
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VANITY
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HE'LL SIT THERE FOR HOURS, JUST WATCHING THE NHS RUN DOWN
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I LIKE HIM–HE'S A BORE'S BORE
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EXPECTING ALL THE FAMILY FOR CHRISTMAS, THEN?
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I NEVER REALISED THE SPORTS FIELD WAS ON SUCH A SLOPE
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'WE'RE GREATLY PRIVILEGED - VERY FEW PEOPLE EVER GET TO SEE THE FIRST DAWN CHORUS.'
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'THEY CERTAINLY KILLED THE EVENING STONE DEAD, WITH THEIR DAMN COMPATIBILITY!'
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FRANK - I'VE BEEN SEEING SOMEONE ELSE'S SHARES PORTFOLIO...
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SAY "TAX-FREE"!
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CASHPOINT! CASHPOINT!
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HE'S NOT HER HUSBAND OR LOVER - HE'S HER ACCOUNTANT.
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YOU'RE RIGHT - INTEREST RATES COULD GO EITHER WAY
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CAUGHT HIS WIFE IN THE HANDS OF THE RECEIVER
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FORGET THE EXPENSE, AND ENJOY THE LUXURY HOLIDAY!
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HE'LL TAKEOFF EVERYTHING BUT HIS MONEY BELT
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