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LE BEAUJOLAIS NOUVEAU EST ARRIVE
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AND LET OUT THE HENS AND LET OUT THE COCKS,
CLUCKING AND CROWING OUT OF THEIR BOX
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BANG GOES THE HARVEST
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BE KIND TO SHERRY AND PORT
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HE CAUGHT THE HENS AND HE CAUGHT THE COCKS
AND HE PUT THEM BACK IN THEIR GREAT BIG BOX
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VINEYARD VIEW
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THE GUARD CHASED A HEN AND, MISSING IT, FELL
THE HENS WERE ALL SQUAWKING, THE COCKS WERE AS WELL,
AND UNLESS YOU WERE THERE, YOU HAVEN'T A NOTION
THE FLURRY, THE FUSS, THE NOISE AND COMMOTION
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'I WOULD SUGGEST YOU SIT FAIRLY CLOSE, IF ONLY ON ACCOUNT OF THE COLD.'
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THE SNIP-SNIP-SNIP OF THE SCISSORS BLENDING WITH A STRONG MAN'S SNORES IN THE SILENT NIGHT
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'HAVE I YOUR PERMISSION TO PUT IT INTO THIS MORTAR AND POUND IT TO PIECES?' HE ASKED SAVAGELY
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'WELL, I THINK THE MODELS SHOULD HAVE A PERCENTAGE,' CRIED HUGHIE, LAUGHING; 'THEY WORK QUITE AS HARD AS YOU DO.'
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ONE OF THEM SHOWED AN ENORMOUS HOLE IN A WALL AT 'THE FRONT'
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ONE CONCERNS A BABY IN A PRAM JUST INSIDE A WINDOW ON THE GROUND FLOOR.
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BUT NOTHING COULD HALT THE MARCH OF LAWN TENNIS
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THE GAME PLAYED BY KING OR PRINCE HENRY WAS PRETTY CLOSE TO MODERN ROYAL TENNIS.
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HONESTLY, BILL, I REALLY BELIEVED I WAS ON HOME GROUND.
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I AM TEMPORARILY IN RETIREMENT
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'CARE TO LOOK OVER THE BOAT?' HE ASKED
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IF JEEVES SETS OUT TO SHIFT A FELLOW FROM SPOT A TO SPOT B, FROM A STATE-ROOM ON A YACHT, FOR INSTANCE, TO THE SHORE IN FRONT OF HIS COTTAGE, HE JUST DOES IT
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I HAVE NEVER REALLY ENJOYED HORSE-RIDING SINCE THEN
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MRS KRALEFSKY
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AS WE BROWSED
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ONLY TWO, MY DEAR, ONLY TWO
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I ASK YOU, DEAR, FLOWERS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CINEMA
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LARRY HAD SPENT THE EVENING SINGING MORE AND MORE DISMALLY
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IT WAS LARRY WHO DISCOVERED THAT QUASIMODO WAS A MUSICAL PIGEON
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EVEN LUGARETZIA WAS NOT SAFE, AND HAD HER BOTTOM PINCHED
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'CALL HIM OFF' LARRY COMMANDED
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THE FLAMES LEAPT UP AND CRACKLED MERRILY
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BY JOVE! TWELVE O'CLOCK!
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BE CAREFUL...WATCH OUT! HE IS A BULLY, THAT ONE!
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NAPA VALLEY WINE AUCTION
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TOAD WITH THE WASHING
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TOAD AT THE TICKET OFFICE
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EVENING GLOW
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RIVER CAFE
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THE BRIDGEWATER SALE
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LOVE IN MANHATTAN
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DRIVING IN MANHATTAN
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THE VIRTUOSO
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LE PIN, FRANCE
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NEW YORK
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CASTLE HOWARD, YORKSHIRE
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HIGHCLERE CASTLE, HAMPSHIRE
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CRICKET AT STANSTED
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THE DARLING BUDS OF MAY
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A PEREMPTORY, URGENT SNARL, LIKE THE SURPRISE ENTRY OF SYMPHONIC BRASS, TORE THE PEACEFUL FABRIC OF THE YARD'S LIVESTOCK TO PIECES
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I SO VERY MUCH PREFER TO TAKE THE FIRST BALL
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TEA WAS TAKEN IN THE PAVILION
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SMALL BOYS AND OTHERS CLAPPED ...
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WAITE, FURIOUS STARTED TO RUN ...
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CHEERS AND SHOUTS GREETED THE RETIRED BATSMEN
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