GEORGE DU MAURIER (1834-1896)

		THE ABSTRACT OR THE CONCRETE MAMMA (SOLEMNLY): 'BUT HE LAY LIKE A WARRIOR TAKING HIS REST WITH HIS MARSHAL CLOAK AROUND HIM' SMALL CHILD: 'AND DID HE REALLY GET IT FROM MARSHALL AND SNELGROVE'S MUMMIE?'
SOUVENIR DE FOLKESTONE (ARIVAL OF THE BOULOGNE BOAT) 'TIS SWEET TO KNOW THERE'S "MANY AN EYE" WILL MARK OUR COMING, AND GROW BRIGHTER WHEN WE COME!'		A COMPROMISE AND A COMPENSATION LOOK HERE MAGGIE. YOU SAY YOU WANT TO COME WITH ME TO PARIS MERELY TO ORDER SOME NEW FROCKS - WHY YOU CAN GET EVERYTHING YOU REQUIRE IN BOND STREET' 'OH, THANKS DEAREST! THAT'S ALL I WANTED!'
	A BOND OF UNION MRS LEO HUNTER INTRODUCING EMINENT ACTOR TO HIS GRACE (WHOSE ANCESTOR WAS ENOBLED AT BOSWORTH): I THINK YOU OUGHT TO KNOW ONE ANOTHER, DUKE! MR VAN SCROOPE IS PLAYING RICHARD THE THIRD, YOU KNOW!
		AT 'LORD'S' (IT IS ALWAYS WELL TO BE WELL INFORMED) CLARA (POINTING TO THE UMPIRES) 'WHO ARE THOSE TWO MEN IN BILLYCOCK HAT AND WHITE COATS?' MATILDA 'OH, DON'T YOU KNOW? THOSE ARE THE HEAD MASTERS OF ETON AND HARROW!'
HARE AND HOUNDS – AND DONKEY	'ACCOMMODATING!' CUSTOMER: "YES - I LIKE THE BONNET...BUT I DO NOT WANT THE CAP IN IT!" SHOW-WOMAN: "OH YOU CAN HAVE IT WITHOUT IF YOU LIKE, WITH THE CAP ITS A BONNET YOU KNOW, & WITHOUT IT, ITS A 'AT!"	GENTLE IRONY BUS DRIVER (TO ILL FAVOURED POLICEMAN, WHO HAS STOPPED HIM AT A CROSSING) 'WHEN ARE YOU GOIN' TO LET ME 'AVE THAT PHOTO ?'