EDWARD TENNYSON REED (1860-1933)

BOWLING LOBS WITH THREE SHORT LEGS	RUGBY FOOTBALL - THE SCRUM	ANXIOUS TO LEAVE THE 'EMPIRE' BRITISH LION: WELL, IF SOME PEOPLE ARE SO ANXIOUS TO GET OUT, I WISH TO HEAVEN THEY WOULDN'T QUEUE UP ON MY TAIL!
ALL GOOSEY HINDENBURG: 'NOW MY CHILDREN, RETAIN IN YOUR MINDS OUR TRIUMPHANT GOOSE-STEP BUT FOR THE MOMENT, TRY AND GIVE IT AN APPEARANCE OF MILDNESS AND HUMILITY. THAT'S BETTER! JUST A LEETLE MORE DROOPING AT THE KNEES!'	NOT IN THE ORIGINAL PROGRAMME THE ALL-LOWEST (SILLY WILLY): 'I SAY PAPA; I DON'T REMEMBER ANYTHING IN BERNHARDI ABOUT THREE OR FOUR "STEAM ROLLERS" GOING OVER US ALL AT ONCE, DO YOU?!!'	JUSTICE IN WUNDERLAND
WHEN YOU GET WHAT YOU WANT, YOU DON'T WANT IT JOHN BULL: WANT A REPRESENTATIVE GOVERNMENT, DO THEY? WHY, I KNOW I SHOULD BE PRECIOUS GLAD TO GET ONE MYSELF THAT EVEN REMOTELY REPRESENTED ME – AND LOOK AT THE ONE I'VE GOT	SOME THINGS WE MISS AT WEMBLEY	A ROTTEN ROW-DEO OUR ARTIST'S IDEA OF HYDE PARK ON A SUNNY SUNDAY, IF THE THRILLING PERFORMANCES THAT MR C B COCHRAN IS INSTITUTING AT WEMBLEY, SHOULD CHANCE TO PROVE INFECTIOUS
THE LION'S SHARE - AT LAST! JOHN BULL: KEEPER MACDONALD, IT SEEMS TO ME THAT THE BEAR HERE HAS BEEN SOMEWHAT PAMPERED OF LATE AT THE EXPENSE OF THE LION. I NEED NOT TELL YOU KEEPER BALDWIN, TO SEE THAT LEO GETS HIS FAIR SHARE AT FEEDING TIME!	TALK ABOUT 'WINTER SPORTS'!	PATIENT 'OXON' MR ASQUITH, AFTER MUCH HEART-SEARCHING AND HIS USUAL CONSIDERATION FOR OTHERS, AGREES TO ADORN 'ANOTHER PLACE'- TO WHICH HE TAKES THE HEARTY GOOD WISHES OF EVERYONE (NOT EXCLUDING OUR ARTIST, THOUGH YOU MIGHT NOT THINK IT!)
THE SLAVE TO HABIT OUR ARTIST GIVES US A TRAGIC EXAMPLE OF HOW THE DUTIES OF A PROFESSIONAL TOASTMASTER MAY AFFECT THE EVEN TENOR OF HIS WAY TO A QUITE REMARKABLE EXTENT	'IN THE SPRING –' OR, SERENADING A SYNDICATE ROMEO (LLOYD GEORGE): 'OH-H-H LOOK YOU' – THREE JULIETS! WELL WELL WELL RATHER HEAFY FOR THE PALCONY I'M THINK-ING! AND WHERE IS MACLEAN TOO-OO? I SUPPOSE THEY WILL BE SITTING ON HIM!'	CHAMBERLAIN UP SPEAKERS CHAIR 'IF HE SPOKE HE COMMANDED ATTENTION'
THE HAIRY AINOS CRICKET TEAM WIN THE FINAL TEST MATCH AT LORDS AND CAPTURE THE ASHES	THE BING-BANG BOYS ARE HERE AGAIN!