EDWARD TENNYSON REED (1860-1933)

BOWLING LOBS WITH THREE LEGS	ALL GOOSEY HINDENBURG: 'NOW MY CHILDREN, RETAIN IN YOUR MINDS OUR TRIUMPHANT GOOSE-STEP BUT FOR THE MOMENT, TRY AND GIVE IT AN APPEARANCE OF MILDNESS AND HUMILITY. THAT'S BETTER! JUST A LEETLE MORE DROOPING AT THE KNEES!'
	THE LION'S SHARE - AT LAST! JOHN BULL: KEEPER MACDONALD, IT SEEMS TO ME THAT THE BEAR HERE HAS BEEN SOMEWHAT PAMPERED OF LATE AT THE EXPENSE OF THE LION. I NEED NOT TELL YOU KEEPER BALDWIN, TO SEE THAT LEO GETS HIS FAIR SHARE AT FEEDING TIME!	PATIENT 'OXON' MR ASQUITH, AFTER MUCH HEART-SEARCHING AND HIS USUAL CONSIDERATION FOR OTHERS, AGREES TO ADORN 'ANOTHER PLACE'- TO WHICH HE TAKES THE HEARTY GOOD WISHES OF EVERYONE (NOT EXCLUDING OUR ARTIST, THOUGH YOU MIGHT NOT THINK IT!)
'IN THE SPRING -' OR, SERENADING A SYNDICATE ROMEO (LLOYD GEORGE): 'OH-H-H LOOK YOU' - THREE JULIETS! WELL WELL WELL RATHER HEAFY FOR THE PALCONY I'M THINK-ING! AND WHERE IS MACLEAN TOO-OO? I SUPPOSE THEY WILL PE SITTING ON HIM!'	CHAMBERLAIN UP SPEAKERS CHAIR 'IF HE SPOKE HE COMMANDED ATTENTION'	THE HAIRY AINOS CRICKET TEAM WIN THE FINAL TEST MATCH AT LORDS AND CAPTURE THE ASHES