WILLIAM HEATH ROBINSON (1872-1944)

THE SERVANT IN THE HOUSE OUR GRANDFATHERS AND THEIR VICTORIAN FIANCEES OR A RESPECTABLE FAMILY CHRISTMAS NUMBER: NASH'S MAGAZINE COVER
THE NEW FRUIT TREE PRUNER WITH INGENIOUS ADJUSTMENT 
FOR AUTOMATICALLY LIME WASHING THE BARK WHILE 
PRUNING THE BRANCHES TESTING CORN PLASTERS IN THE SALON OF A FASHIONABLE WEST END CHIROPODIST THE REAL SOLDIER
A BRAINY OLD HUN SETTLING THE DANUBE DIFFICULTY BY STOPPING THE RIVER AT ITS SOURCE COMMUNITY SINGING.
WHAT IT IS LIKELY TO LEAD TO THE SYBIL
'FULL MOON' 
TILL, CLIMBING SLOWLY ON HER WAY, SHE VANISHED, AND WAS GONE WHO SAID 'PEACOCK PIE'? HARD TO BEAT:  THE RECORD
THE KINDLY CADDY-BIRD OF ST ANDREWS PURSUING ITS DAILY ROUND WEEPS SHE NEVER, BUT SOMETIMES SIGHS, 
AND PEEPS AT HER GARDEN WITH BRIGHT BROWN EYES A CLOUD DISPELLER DESIGNED BY THE FIRST LORD DISCOVERING A HEINKEL BOMBER HIDING IN A CLOUD
ENVY HANS ANDERSEN'S FAIRY TALES A HAND-MADE MIRROR WHICH ANY LADY WOULD BE PROUD TO PEER AT
AN ORDINARY GOLF-BAG BECOMES AN EXCEPTIONALLY IMPOSING FLOWER-POT THE EIGHTEENTH HOLE COMPRESSED BILLIARDS FOR MAISONETTES
THE RAJAH A FLAT WEDDING ABOU HASSAN WAS IN THE MOST INEXPRESSIBLE AMAZEMENT
PLAN OF A FOUR ROOMED FLAT WARMED BY ONE STOVE A LITTLE MECHANICAL HELP IN RISING GRACEFULLY FROM A LOUNGE CHAIR
PETS' PLAY-GROUND TRYPLIT MANSIONS MAIDA VALE THE DINNER GONG IN SERVICE FLATS THE NEW REAR WHEEL GEAR FOR TURNING THE CAR RIGHT ROUND IN ONE MOVEMENT
DEMONSTRATING BEFORE THE HIGHWAYS COMMITTEE THE RESILIENCE OF DUROID. THE TEST FOR FREEDOM FROM BLEEDING AND PICKING UP PROVING TO THE COUNCIL THAT A CAR MAY BE BROUGHT TO A SUDDEN STANDSTILL ON A STEEP GRADIENT DRESSED WITH DUROID UNDER ANY WEATHER CONDITIONS, BECAUSE DUROID HOLDS LARGE CHIPS FIRMLY, MAKING A GOOD SURFACE FOR TYRES TO GRIP.
CHRISTMAS PRESENTS – SOME OF THIS SEASONS NOVELTIES HO, HO, HO, HO, HOW GLAD I AM MONTE CARLO REFORMED PLAYING SNAP FOR FILBERTS AT THE CASINO
SILLY POINTS:
HOW CRICKET IS PLAYED IN MOUNTAINOUS DISTRICTS BIRDS-NESTING IN THE ADIRONDACKS. THE BIRDS'NESTER'S REBUFF
MRS EAGLE - SEND HIM TO COVENTRY MY DEARS WE'LL HAVE NO LIVING STATUARY HERE THE ELFIN KING'S HOUSE KEEPER
HOW TO DO WITHOUT THE MANTLE SHELF IN A MODERN FLAT MRS SNIFKIN DREAMILY AS SHE SMELLS BURNING - DEAR! DEAR!  HE'S SMOKING THAT CHEAP TOBACCO AGAIN PETER QUINCE
PATRIOTIC OLD DEARS ENDEAVOURING TO MAKE LIFE AS SWEET AS POSSIBLE DURING THE SCARCITY OF SUGAR TRIBOULET XMAS LEGENDS - THE FIRST ROAST TURKEY
AN OLD LEGEND THAT ATTRIBUTED THE DISCOVERY OF ROAST TURKEY TO THE MONKS IN THE 13TH CENTURY
DISGUISING SHELLS FOR SHIPMENT IN NEUTRAL BOTTLES A 'GROUSE AS USUAL' OUTRAGE BY A GERMAN OFFICER THE PEACEFUL CONVERSION OF A TORPEDO TO A FOOT-WARMER
AND OPENS 'IS AS IF 'E WAS GOIN' TO SHOW ME 'IS FINE SET OF TEETH AN UNRECORDED ECLIPSE OF THE SUN
AN ASTRONOMICAL NOTE NEW SEASIDE SPORTS
THE KISS OF PEACE 1916-1917
NOTHING DOING A CLEVER METHOD OF OVERCOMING DISPARITY OF HEIGHT IN THE KAISER'S NEW ARMY ANTICIPATION AND DISAPPOINTMENT
WHY SANTA CLAUS CHANGED HIS MIND
TRULY, THE MOON SHINES WITH A GOOD GRACE THE PROLOGUE I SHALL KNOW THAT YOUR GOOD IS MINE
THIS FOR THE MAPLE LEAF THE SIXTH COLUMN
THE SIXTH COLUMN FRUSTRATE A VAIN ATTEMPT BY THE FIFTH TO STARVE US OUT BY POISONING THE PIGEONS IN TRAFALGAR SQUARE ENEMY ICE MORTARS FOR PREVENTING PURSUIT WHEN CROSSING FROZEN RIVERS
ONE OF THE CLEVERLY CAMOUFLAGED ALL WAYS GUNS ON THE SIEGFRIED LINE COLD CHARITY
A KIND HEARTED PRUSSIAN OFFICER GIVING HIS CLOTHES TO A NEEDY BELGIAN PEASANT STRANGE THINGS THAT DON'T OFTEN HAPPEN AT GOLF
NECESSITY IS THE MOTHER OF INVENTION SOME INGENIOUS SUGGESTIONS FOR GIVING THE BOWLER A BETTER CHANCE - TO BE CONSIDERED BY THE MCC AS ALTERNATIVES TO THE RIDICULOUS NEW REGULATION FOR SMALLER BALLS SENSIBLE MEASURES TO BE TAKEN IN THE EVENT OF A HEAT WAVE INVADING OUR SHORES
THE NEW YEAR'S BEDROOM
SUITE DE LUXE THE OTHER POINT OF VIEW
MOTHER 'FLU GERM TO HER YOUNGEST - COME BACK AT ONCE, FLUELLYN, - CAN'T YOU SEE HE'S GOT IT ALREADY, - YOU'LL CATCH IT YOURSELF BEFORE YOU'VE DONE, AND GIVE IT TO THE REST OF THE FAMILY A MERE MATTER OF FORM
DISTRESSING MISTAKE OF THE COOK RECENTLY RELEASED FROM A MUNITION FACTORY
THE HOMEMADE CHRISTMAS PRESENT SOMETHING ON EACH WAY
A FISH TRAGEDY THE LANGUAGE OF EGGS
SOME NEW DESIGNS FOR EASTER EGGS TO FACILITATE THE EXCHANGE OF GRACEFUL SENTIMENTS AND AMOROUS MESSAGES
SELLING IRISH SWEEPSTAKE TICKETS UNDER THE EYES OF THE LAW THE MOTHER EARTH WORM TO ITS WORMLET - NOW THEN FLORIZEL, THAT JUST SERVES YOU RIGHT, - HOW OFTEN HAVE I TOLD YOU TO KEEP AWAY FROM THE WICKET DURING THESE TEST MATCHES CASABIANCA OF THE LINKS
ANOTHER ILLUSTRATED CROSSWORD PUZZLETTE ACROSS - 1. **** EXCLAMATION SUMMER TROUBLES IN THE TROPICS - SNAKE CASTS ON THE SAHARA GOLF COURSE KNOCKING THE GROUND FROM BENEATH HIS FEET
THE TOO VIGOROUS GOLFER - NOW I HAVE JUST ABOUT CUT MYSELF OFF
AN UNFORTUNATE BACK-HANDER AT ST ANDREWS A GENTLE GAME OF RUGBY IN THE BOTANICAL GARDENS THE ALL-WAYS-AT-ONCE INCENDIARY EXTINGUISHER
BUYING A NEW WIFE IN THE STONE AGE PUSSY-CAT, PUSSY-CAT, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? CLAPPING HER PLATTER STOOD PLUMP BESS
THE HUNTSMAN INTERESTING SIDELIGHTS ON THE WIG INDUSTRY (MASS PRODUCTION FOR THE MILLIONS) THERE WAS A SHIP OF RIO SAILED OUT INTO THE BLUE AND NINE AND NINETY MONKEYS WERE ALL HER JOVIAL CREW
WHEN THE SHIRT DOES NOT COME HOME FROM THE WASH AN APPROPRIATE GUARD OF HONOUR AT THE WEDDING OF A DOMESTICATED COUPLE RONDIBILIS
LUCIFER WILL BREAK LOOSE HE CAUSED TO BE HONOURABLY BURIED IN BLACK-SOILEE-VALLEY 'HAVING DISCOVER'D AN AMBUSCADE OF SQUOB-CHITTERLINGS'
IN THE SCRAMBLING TRENCHES OF AN EGG ARSENAL 
GREAT BRITISH INDUSTRIES - DULY PROTECTED HOME PRACTICE FOR THE GOLFING NOVICE A TRAINED EARLY BIRD COMPELLING A WORM TO TURN BEFORE IT CASTS
HOLED OUT THE WARNING MIRROR FOR LOUNGE USERS THE CONVERSION OF A BATHROOM INTO A SMOKING LOUNGE AND SCULLERYETTE
THE DAILY DUST COLLECTION THIN WALLS THE SMELL OF SCORCHING
HE DASHED AFTER THE ELEPHANT HE SAW A FROG SWIMMING ON TOP OF THE WATER  

WILLIAM HEATH ROBINSON (1872-1944)

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