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HRH THE PRINCE OF WALES - HARMONY
A NEW WAY OF LOOKING AT THE WORLD
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I'VE WON THE BAD SEX AWARD
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TONY BLAIR
THE JOURNEY
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QUIRKY CHRISTMAS BOOKS
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GREAT NEWS- WE'VE SIGNED UP ONE OF THE CHILEAN MINERS
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PROTECTION FACTOR 50
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TONY BLAIR BOOK SIGNING
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KEITH RICHARDS
MEET THE AUTHOR
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AND YOU KNOW WHAT IRRITATES ME ABOUT YOU?...
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WELL, I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT PROTO-FEMINISM
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WORLD CUP: TV SALES SOAR
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TAKE THE MONEY!
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EURO MUSEUM
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ROYAL BANK OF SCOT-FREE
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BANK LEVY
"SHALL WE PAY IT OUT OF YOUR BONUS OR MINE?"
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HAND OVER YOUR UNDERPANTS
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SURELY, WE'RE TO LITTLE TO FAIL
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I'VE MADE A PHOTO ALBUM OF ALL MY OLD PCS
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NOW I'M RATHER RELIEVED ST PATRICK DROVE US OUT
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YOUR LIFE'S JUST AS BORING IN 3D
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RYANAIR: LONGER FLIGHTS
"THEY'LL MAKE A FORTUNE THROUGH TOILET CHARGES"
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WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD BUILD A CATHEDRAL BANG NEXT TO A SHOPPING CENTRE
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YOU BE VINCE CABLE AND I'LL BE RBS
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PEOPLES OF EUROPE RISE UP
PEOPLES OF EUROPE SAY GO BACK TO WORK
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FSA STAFF TRAINING
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BEGGING LETTERS FROM GREECE
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LEARN TO TOLERATE BIG BONUSES
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MAYBE WE'RE JUST BEING POLITE
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"HOW DO THEY EXPECT US TO STAY OBESE?"
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"GONE TO THE WALL STREET"
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MEDI OCHRE PAINT
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"HE'S ON THE OTHER LOBSTER"
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THE POST-NIGELLA PERIOD
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MONET'S DOG
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CELEBRITY AUTHOR
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"IF IT'S TITILLATING REVELATIONS YOU WERE HOPING FOR, YOU'LL HAVE TO LOOK ELSEWHERE"
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MONARCH'S BLOCK
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FINANCIAL ADVICE
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FEEDING BREAD TO THE DUCKS
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THE PSYCHIATRIST'S COUCH
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"WELL AT LEAST SOME GOOD MAY COME OUT OF ALL THIS ...
WE MAY NEVER NEED TO UNDERSTAND WHAT DERIVATIVES ARE!"
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"I SOLD THE LUCIAN FREUD AND BOUGHT THIS"
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CHRISTMAS COMES EARLY
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"I REMEMBER IT WELL - IT WAS WHEN I CREOSOTED THE TRELLIS"
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"BAD NEWS - WE'RE ALLOWED TO STAY IN BRITAIN"
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SUICIDE BULL
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" - AND DELIVER US FROM SHORT-SELLERS..."
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"I'VE GOT NOTHING AGAINST BANKERS, BUT YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO LIVE NEXT DOOR TO ONE"
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"BRING ME YOUR COMMIE BANKING SYSTEMS"
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"WE'LL HAVE TO GO TO THE IMF"
"WE ARE THE IMF"
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JUST WHAT I WANTED!
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I'M VERY KEEN TO KEEP MY CHILDREN OUT OF THE LIMELIGHT....
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ALL THESE BOOKS DEFINING THE PECULIARITIES OF ENGLISH FOOD
- THEY'RE MAKING ME QUITE PECKISH
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PENKNIFE....SCISSORS....CORKSCREW....MAGNIFYING GLASS
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WHAT IT MEANS FOR GROTTO OWNERS
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GRILLED BANKER
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WHERE DO YOU WANT IT?
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WHAT A LOAD OF RUBBISH
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I HOPE THERE'S A RATE CUT, I NEED MORE MONEY TO SPEND ON CRAP
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IT'LL BE OK ONCE YOU'VE ADDED A BLACK ONYX SPIRAL STAIRCASE
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SANTA'S GROTTO
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WHEN IT COMES TO OUR LIFE SAVINGS THERE'S NO POINT IN TAKING RISKS
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INTEREST RATES BITE
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NOW WE'LL BE ABLE TO LEAVE OUR ENTIRE HOME TO YOU
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AT LEAST JEREMY CLARKSON MIGHT ENCOURAGE TEENAGE BOYS TO READ
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I'VE DONE IT!
I'VE FINISHED WRITING MY BOOK ABOUT TEENAGERS
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'YOU CAN TAKE THE MAN OUT OF TUNBRIDGE WELLS, BUT YOU CAN'T TAKE THE TUNBRIDGE WELLS OUT OF THE MAN'
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SOLAR PANEL
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I REMEMBER WHEN THIS WAS ALL TESCOS
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LEAVE IT, GOLIATH, HE ISN'T WORTH IT
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MATERNITY WARD
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IT'S CHEAPER THAN INSTALLING A BATHROOM
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THE HEADHUNTERS MESSED UP AGAIN
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CITY OF ROME
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GHENTS
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AFRICAN ELEPHANT MAN
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I'D GET OFF THAT TUFFET AND GO EASY ON THE CURDS
AND WHEY IF I WERE YOU, MISS MUFFET?
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NATIONAL GALLERY COFFEE SHOP
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YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO POOR OR TOO FAT
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PUB BORE AWARD
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JOANNA TROLLOPE
BEST OF FRIENDS
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CHANGE BANKS? BUT WE'RE MORE LIKELY TO DIVORCE!
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ID PARADE
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AT LEAST WE'RE ALL SINGING FROM THE SAME HYMN SHEET
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WHY DON'T PENGUIN'S FEET FREEZE?
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IT'S MY PENSION
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EASYJET. PEASYJET. LEMONSQUEEZYJET
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I'M DRINKING TO FORGET THE SMOKING BAN
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HE STARTED KICKING SO THEY GAVE HIM AN ASBO!
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THAT'S NO DUMMY - THAT'S MY HUSBAND
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IF BEATRIX POTTER WERE ALIVE TODAY....
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FREECRAP
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NUCLEAR SKILLS ACADEMY
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THIS IS THE PRAT IN THE SEAT BEHIND YOU SPEAKING...
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'WHAT'S MYSTERIOUS ABOUT LIFE?'
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