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MIKE WILLIAMS (Born 1940)

"NOT OFFSIDE? OF COURSE HE WAS OFFSIDE!! YE GOD'S MAN, HOW YOU MANAGE TO KEEP YOUR JOB AS A BARBER WHEN YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE WHAT IS OBVIOUSLY RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU IS COMPLETELY BEYOND MY BLASTED COMPREHENSION!!!" "BLESS YOU!" "DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IT WHEN THEY START PUTTING THE CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS UP?"
DID YOU HEAR THAT? ... GET INTO STOCKS AND BONDS, SURROUND YOURSELF WITH MATERIAL THINGS! YE GOD! THIS MAN IS MY KIND OF GURU!! WHY CAN'T SHE JUST BE 'SACRED' AND THANKFUL FOR IT?
"WELL, IT IS THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE ALRIGHT, HOWEVER THE PIG IS CLAIMING HE WROTE IT" DID YOU HEAR THAT? ... GET INTO STOCKS AND BONDS, SURROUND YOURSELF WITH MATERIAL THINGS! YE GOD! THIS MAN IS MY KIND OF GURU!! WHY CAN'T SHE JUST BE 'SACRED' AND THANKFUL FOR IT?
GREAT NEWS YOUR MAJESTY! THE KENNEL CLUB IS THINKING OF NAMING A SPANIEL AFTER YOU!! THE BURGHERS OF MCDONALDS SORRY LUVVIE....I'VE DRIED
GREAT NEWS YOUR MAJESTY! THE KENNEL CLUB IS THINKING OF NAMING A SPANIEL AFTER YOU!! THE BURGHERS OF MCDONALDS SORRY LUVVIE....I'VE DRIED
MAYBE WE SHOULD CHANGE OUR SPONSOR DIAL-A PIZZA IT SAYS, DEAR GANG, HAVING A REALLY GREAT TIME, WISH YOU WERE HERE, ROBIN
MAYBE WE SHOULD CHANGE OUR SPONSOR DIAL-A PIZZA IT SAYS, DEAR GANG, HAVING A REALLY GREAT TIME, WISH YOU WERE HERE, ROBIN
FOAL ON BOARD THIS IS ANOTHER FINE MESS I''VE GOT US INTO DALI
FOAL ON BOARD THIS IS ANOTHER FINE MESS I''VE GOT US INTO DALI
PICK YOUR OWN TUMOURS MORE CONTEMPORARY RUBBISH
PICK YOUR OWN TUMOURS MORE CONTEMPORARY RUBBISH "I'D LOVE TO DEAREST, BUT IT'S THE NOISE...I CAN'T BEAR THE APPALLING NOISE"
FIVE MINUTES EVERYBODY! SIR WALTER! OVER HERE! ILLFRIG THE INEFFECTUAL 760 - 792
FIVE MINUTES EVERYBODY! SIR WALTER! OVER HERE! ILLFRIG THE INEFFECTUAL 760 - 792
HEY! WAIT A MINUTE!....THAT'S NOT US! ........AND THAT WONT WAKE ME EITHER UNHAPPY HOUR
HEY! WAIT A MINUTE!....THAT'S NOT US! ........AND THAT WONT WAKE ME EITHER UNHAPPY HOUR
MM...LEFTOVERS TREVOR SEE'S ME AS THE WIND BENEATH HIS WINGS I'M THINKING OF HAVING MY TOOTH CAPPED
MM...LEFTOVERS TREVOR SEE'S ME AS THE WIND BENEATH HIS WINGS I'M THINKING OF HAVING MY TOOTH CAPPED
WE'RE LEAVING BUNTY! THEY ALLOW SMOKING IN THE CAR PARK!! RIGHT LAD, THAT'S TWO GUINNESS, A WHITE WINE, TWO PACKETS OF SMOKEY BACON CRISPS AND A HEMLOCK SAILING FROM DEATH
WE'RE LEAVING BUNTY! THEY ALLOW SMOKING IN THE CAR PARK!! RIGHT LAD, THAT'S TWO GUINNESS, A WHITE WINE, TWO PACKETS OF SMOKEY BACON CRISPS AND A HEMLOCK SAILING FROM DEATH
THE VIADUCT ER...WELL...OK...BUT NOTHING ELSE, IS THAT CLEAR? UNHAPPY HOUR
THE VIADUCT ER...WELL...OK...BUT NOTHING ELSE, IS THAT CLEAR? UNHAPPY HOUR
OH NO! IT'S AN EAR! DIDN'T VINCENT GET THE LIST?? YOU'D THINK THAT IF HE HAD BEEN THAT SUCCESSFUL HE'D HAVE HAD HIS NOSE FIXED YOURE ALWAYS JUST POPPING DOWN TO THE WATER HOLE
OH NO! IT'S AN EAR! DIDN'T VINCENT GET THE LIST?? YOU'D THINK THAT IF HE HAD BEEN THAT SUCCESSFUL HE'D HAVE HAD HIS NOSE FIXED YOURE ALWAYS JUST POPPING DOWN TO THE WATER HOLE
'RESERVOIR DOGES' PERSONALLY I BLAME IT ALL ON LE CORBUSIER UNACCUSTOMED AS I'LL GET TO PUBLIC SPEAKING
'RESERVOIR DOGES' PERSONALLY I BLAME IT ALL ON LE CORBUSIER UNACCUSTOMED AS I'LL GET TO PUBLIC SPEAKING
MI...WAIT FOR IT! WAIT FOR IT!! TO BE TRUTHFUL I'D NEVER REALISED THAT HE WORE A CONTACT LENS OH, NO! NOT THE '23!!
MI...WAIT FOR IT! WAIT FOR IT!! TO BE TRUTHFUL I'D NEVER REALISED THAT HE WORE A CONTACT LENS OH, NO! NOT THE '23!!
AYE! WELL, WHA'EVER IT IS, THEY WERE SURE BREWIN' A HELL OF A LOT OF IT, EH? JIMMY? SPORTS NIGHT AAAAAAEEEEEAA!
AYE! WELL, WHA'EVER IT IS, THEY WERE SURE BREWIN' A HELL OF A LOT OF IT, EH? JIMMY? SPORTS NIGHT AAAAAAEEEEEAA!
ONE OF THE REALLY NICE THINGS ABOUT THE SPRING IS BEING ABLE TO TURN THE CENTRAL HEATING DOWN A LITTLE they'll be unbearable when they get the swimmng pool! I'M THINKING OF DONATING HIS BODY TO SCIENCE
ONE OF THE REALLY NICE THINGS ABOUT THE SPRING IS BEING ABLE TO TURN THE CENTRAL HEATING DOWN A LITTLE they'll be unbearable when they get the swimmng pool! I'M THINKING OF DONATING HIS BODY TO SCIENCE
IT'S VIRGIN'S NEW INTER-CITY THEY NEVER FORGET
IT'S VIRGIN'S NEW INTER-CITY THEY NEVER FORGET "WELL OF COURSE IT'S OFF!! EVERYONE KNOWS, EYE OF NEWT IS SUPPOSED TO BE OFF!!!"
EGYPTIAN
EGYPTIAN "ET TU BRUTUS?." "THE SPHERE OF DEVINE SELF-BEGGETING AND CREATION.... YOU WANNA MATT OR YOU WANNA GLOSS?"
ACTOR AND PROMPT IT'S BEEN RAINING STEADILY NOW FOR THE PAST HALF AN HOUR AND MICHAEL IS STILL OUT THERE ON 'SLICKS'
"I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT! I JUST KNEW IT WOULD BE LIKE THIS!." ACTOR AND PROMPT IT'S BEEN RAINING STEADILY NOW FOR THE PAST HALF AN HOUR AND MICHAEL IS STILL OUT THERE ON 'SLICKS'
YOU ARE NOW ENTERING LIVERPOOL HARD SHOULDER (TO CRY ON) A DOCTOR! HERE'S A DOCTOR! AND HE'S A DAMN'D FINE ONE AT THAT!!
YOU ARE NOW ENTERING LIVERPOOL HARD SHOULDER (TO CRY ON) "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES EVERYBODY! IT'S THE COMING OF CHRISTIANITY!!" A DOCTOR! HERE'S A DOCTOR! AND HE'S A DAMN'D FINE ONE AT THAT!!

MIKE WILLIAMS (Born 1940)

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