PATRICK WRIGHT (Born 1945)

YOUR BLOODY IDIOT, GORDON! I TOLD YOU NOT TO TAKE THAT CORNER SO FAST!	WORTHLESS PURSUITS NO 6 TRAINING TORTOISES TO JUMP THROUGH HOOPS OF FIRE	WORTHLESS PURSUITS NO 2 OFFERING THE LION A DOG BISQUIT
PERHAPS IT'S SIMPLY RUN OUT OF PETROL, DEAR.	THE PERILS OF PICKING ONES NOSE.	'BUT DAD! I DON"T WANT A TRAIN SET!'
NASTY SANTA: A MISSILE ATTACK	MUMMY! DADDY'S FOUND MILLIONS OF TINY LITTLE CRABS IN HIS BATH WATER!	NASTY SANTA: 'BOMBING RUN'
NOW PUT YOUR LEFT ARM UNDER YOUR LEFT KNEE AND BRING YOUR HAND ROUND TO GRASP YOUR RIGHT ANKLE. THAT'S GOOD! NOW, SUPPORTING YOUR BODY ON YOUR RIGHT HAND, SWING YOUR BODY	THE MASTER OF THE HOUNDS	THE CONVERSATION PIECE