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END OF MOTORWAY
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WATCH OUT, SPEED CAMERA
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YOUR'E RIGHT, THEIR NEW FENCE DOES ENCROACH INTO OUR LAND
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I'D HAVE HIM CHECKED FOR DRUGS
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HE'S HAVING TROUBLE WITH HIS MOTIONS
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...AND LET HIM WHO IS WITHOUT SIN CAST THE FIRST STONE
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THAT'S TYPICAL...HE'S BLOWN OUT OF BOUNDS
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ALCOHOLIC VENDING MACHINE
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AMANDA. THIS IS ROBERT. HE COMES FROM A LONG LINE OF COCAINE
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THE DOGS JUST HAD A TEXT
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HOODIES! FORM A CIRCLE
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...PICTURES COMING BACK FROM MARS SHOW A BLEAK DESOLATE LANDSCAPE...
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OBESITY ON THE INCREASE
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I DIDN'T MEAN FOR YOU TO PUSH THAT HARD
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JUST A MINUTE, YOU'RE NOT MY WIFE
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BABY ON BOARD
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STOP WHINGING BAXTER, YOU'RE LUCKY TO HAVE A JOB
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QUEUE TO SEE JESUS
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THAT'S A STRANGE BOAT, MUM
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SHALL I SIGN IT IN JOINED UP WRITING?
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TURKEY FOR CHRISTMAS
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IT'S THE NURSING HOME, GRANDADS HURT HIS BACK BREAK DANCING AGAIN
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YOBETTES NEW YEAR
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PROBATION OFFICER
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TEXT FROM MY DAD
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YOBS CHRISTMAS PRESI
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FACEBOOK
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I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER DRANK SO MUCH
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HE'LL BE ABOUT FIVE HOURS, HE'S TAKEN THE TORTOISE FOR A WALK
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SHE'S THE BEST ALL ROUND SHEEP DOG I'VE EVER HAD
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CASH?.. TA MATE THAT WILL DO NICELY
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HEDGEHOG CROSSING
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JUDITH, HAND THESE OUT TO THE WORKFORCE WILL YOU
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HE'S HAVING A CAT NAP
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HOW DID YOU KNOW I'M AN MP?
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I'M THINKING OF JOINING A GYM
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LEMMING FLIGHT
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LITTER
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CAN YOU RING BACK, SHE'S RE-TILING THE ROOF?
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NOW DOES THAT LOOK LIKE THE MUCUS OF A HEALTHY MAN?
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SNOWMAN HOODIE
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PHEW...NOT BAD FOR A PAIR OF OLD GITS EH LUV?
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SHIT I'M PISSED...
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GASP, NEARLY THERE, THE FIRST MEN EVER TO CONQUER THE EAST FACE
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YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO KEEP YOUR EYE ON THE CLIENTS, EMILY
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BEFORE YOU TAKE MY DAUGHTERS HAND IN MARRIAGE, I'VE GOT A SMALL TEST FOR YOU
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BABY ON BOARD
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FEELING STRESSED DEAR, PROBABLY A TOUCH OF PRE MINSTREL TENSION
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OH GREAT, UNITED!
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what girl in the cake?!
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FLYING PENGUIN
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YOU'D HAVE THE THOUGHT THE DOCTOR WOULD HAVE COME OUT
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ERM...I THINK WE'VE HAD ENOUGH SEX FOR ONE MARRIAGE, DON'T YOU MAURICE?
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HELLO?...OH HI JIM...CAN I RING YOU BACK, I'M JUST SHAGGIN' THE WIFE
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CAN YOU TAKE ME SOMEWHERE I CAN SMOKE?
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I DON'T THINK YOU'VE GOT THE RIGHT IDEA ABOUT FANTASY FOOTBALL
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this will get the neighbours talking
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RIGHT, DO YOU FIND ME...A. VERY SEXY, B. SEXY, OR C. NOT VERY SEXY?
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MARK, PERHAPS STUART AND KAREN DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR PILES!
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YES, THAT'S THE WETTEST
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SAT NAVVY
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I THINK HE'S STILL HUNGRY
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YES, WE LIKE OUR WINE
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I'VE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT IT, SO, I THINK I'LL TRY A PINT OF BINGE PLEASE
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LOOKS LIKE HARRY'S GOT THE PUSH
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MS BARLOW IS HERE FOR YOUR LESSON PAUL, WHERE HAVE YOU HIDDEN THE PIANO?
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WE HAD A WHIP ROUND ROUND TO CELEBRATE YOUR PROMOTION, IT'S A CREEPER
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BLIMEY, IS IT THAT TIME ALREADY?
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IT'S TRUE, HE IS WATERING DOWN THE BEER
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