GEORGE FREDERICK ARTHUR BELCHER, RA (1875-1947)

BUTCHER 'HAS YOUR HUSBAND GOT ANY WORK, MRS GREEN?' CUSTOMER 'NO 'E 'AINT DOIN' NOTHIN'. YER SEE 'E'S BIN WAITIN' FOR YEARS EXPECTING TO START ON THE CHANNEL TUNNEL'	'YES MRS SNOGAN I'D 'OPED AS WELL AS THEY WOULD GET TARIFF REFORM AND MAKE THE FOREIGNER PAY. WE GOT ONE IN OUR TOP FLOOR BACK BUT 'AD NOTHINK FOR HIM OF HIM FOR 6 WEEKS NOW.'	CLASS DISTINCTIONS
OVERHEARD FIRST CONVIVIAL GENTLEMAN: WHEN I GOA WHOAM MY WIFE'LL TELL THREE LIES SECOND GENT: WHAT ARE THEY BOB? FIRST GENT: WELL WHEN I GOA IN SHE'LL SAY, 'HUMPH, THA'S NEVER CAM WHOAM! THA'S A BEAUTY! AN' THA'S 'AD NOWT TO SUP NOATHER!'	VISITOR: 'OH THE DINNER'S FINISHED! I SUPPOSE I CAN HAVE SOME BOILED EGGS?' WAITER: 'NOT IN 'ERE SIR BUT I'LL GET THE WAITRESS TO LAY YOU SOME IN THE COFFEE ROOM'	OUTSIDE THE PUB
LADY: WELL, HOW DID THE WEDDING GO OFF, COOK? COOK: VERY WELL INDEED, MA'AM, THANK YOU. THERE WAS NO DRUNKENESS & NOT AN ANGRY WORD SPOKEN