MAC (STANLEY MCMURTRY) (Born 1936)

GEE, GEORGE, HONEY. WHY'S TONY DOING BACKWARD FLIPS OUTSIDE DOWNING STREET IN HIS UNDERPANTS?	FIONA. I ANY LAZY, SCIVING, GOOD FOR NOTHINGS CALL IN SICK, MAKE A NOTE OF THEIR NAMES WILL YOU?	DO STOP MOANING, JOHN. YOU'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING TO JUSTIFY ALL YOUR PERKS
GOOD GRIEF, YOU'RE RIGHT. IT IS SUE LAWLEY!	ONCE UPON A TIME...	OF COURSE IT TAKES A BIT LONGER TO GET TO THE SHOPS BUT A LEAST YOU DON'T GET MUGGED
I TOLD YOU NOT TO LET HIM LISTEN TO THE ARCHERS!	'WELL I WOULD'VE BEEN QUITE HAPPY WATCHING ALL THE OLD CHRISTMAS REPEATS ON T.V."	'EVEN IF THEY DO GET YOU INTO THE TEAM, CYNTHIA. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO BOWL WITH?'
'DAMN I FORGOT ABOUT YOUR MOTHER. NIP OUT AND TELL HER THE SUN WENT IN HOURS AGO.'