|
|
|
|
WE'D HAVE WON IT IF IT WASN'T FOR A FEW DISGRUNTLED
CAR DRIVERS…AND HOME OWNERS…AND PEOPLE WHO BUY FOOD
|
WE COULDN'T AFFORD TO KEEP THE FAMILY CAR
|
I'M WRITING A LIST OF PEOPLE I WANT TO SEE DETAINED WITHOUT CHARGE
|
|
|
|
|
THIS IS A HOLD-UP. FILL THIS BALLOON WITH GAS
|
PROPERTY LADDER
|
AS YOU CAN SEE, THIS PROPERTY HAS SPECTACULAR VIEWS OF THE RECESSION
|
|
|
|
|
WE'D LIKE A MORTGAGE. WE'VE SEEN THE UNLEADED PETROL OF OUR DREAMS
|
LOOK WHAT SOMEONE GAVE ME IN EXCHANGE FOR OUR HOUSE
|
I ALWAYS KNEW OUR LIFE OF HEDONISTIC EXCESS WOULD HAVE TO COME TO AN END
|
|
|
|
|
I TRIED TO BUY A CHEESE ROLL FOR LUNCH BUT I WAS GAZUMPED
|
GIVE ME BACK THAT BREAD
|
SINCE THE PUB AND POST OFFICE SHUT, THE SURVEILLANCE CAMERA IS THE HUIB OF THE VILLAGE
|
|
|
|
|
A LESS FREQUENT SERVICE? YOU'VE BEEN TALKING TO THE BIN MEN, HAVEN'T YOU?
|
THEY DIDN'T HAVE ANY MONEY
|
MR TEQUILA SLAMMER
|
|
|
|
|
MY WIFE GAVE ME THIS JUMPER AND I GAVE HER THE VOMITING BUG
|
HOW MUCH FOR THE PEN?
|
43 CREDIT CRUNCH DAYS TO CHRISTMAS
|
|
|
|
|
BE CAREFUL - A LOT OF THEM CARRY THE VOMITING BUG
|
POLICE STOP! I'VE GOT YOU SURROUNDED
|
JUST THINK, TEN YEARS AGO I HAD A HUMBLE FLOWER STALL IN KENSINGTON
|
| | |
|
I LEFT THE BATH RUNNING WHILE I WATCHED THE FLOODS ON TV
|
|
|
