MATT (MATT PRITCHETT), MBE (Born 1964)

AS YOU CAN SEE, THIS PROPERTY HAS SPECTACULAR VIEWS OF THE RECESSION	A LESS FREQUENT SERVICE? YOU'VE BEEN TALKING TO THE BIN MEN, HAVEN'T YOU?	MY WIFE GAVE ME THIS JUMPER AND I GAVE HER THE VOMITING BUG
HOW MUCH FOR THE PEN?	43 CREDIT CRUNCH DAYS TO CHRISTMAS	BE CAREFUL - A LOT OF THEM CARRY THE VOMITING BUG
POLICE STOP! I'VE GOT YOU SURROUNDED	JUST THINK, TEN YEARS AGO I HAD A HUMBLE FLOWER STALL IN KENSINGTON	I LEFT THE BATH RUNNING WHILE I WATCHED THE FLOODS ON TV