EDWARD TENNYSON REED (1860-1933)

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SPEAKERS CHAIR  'IF HE SPOKE HE COMMANDED ATTENTION' PATIENT 'OXON'
MR ASQUITH, AFTER MUCH HEART-SEARCHING AND HIS USUAL CONSIDERATION FOR OTHERS, AGREES TO ADORN 'ANOTHER PLACE'- TO WHICH HE TAKES THE HEARTY GOOD WISHES OF EVERYONE (NOT EXCLUDING OUR ARTIST, THOUGH YOU MIGHT NOT THINK IT!) THE LION'S SHARE - AT LAST!
JOHN BULL: KEEPER MACDONALD, IT SEEMS TO ME THAT THE BEAR HERE HAS BEEN SOMEWHAT PAMPERED OF LATE AT THE EXPENSE OF THE LION. I NEED NOT TELL YOU KEEPER BALDWIN, TO SEE THAT LEO GETS HIS FAIR SHARE AT FEEDING TIME!
ALL GOOSEY
HINDENBURG: 'NOW MY CHILDREN, RETAIN IN YOUR MINDS OUR TRIUMPHANT GOOSE-STEP BUT FOR THE MOMENT, TRY AND GIVE IT AN APPEARANCE OF MILDNESS AND HUMILITY. THAT'S BETTER! JUST A LEETLE MORE DROOPING AT THE KNEES!'

EDWARD TENNYSON REED (1860-1933)

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