WILLIAM HEATH ROBINSON (1872-1944)

A LINCOLNSHIRE HANDICAP - AN ANNUAL SPORTING EVENT IN THE RUSTON-BUCYRUS CO'S YARDS	OLD KING COLE	HE DASHED AFTER THE ELEPHANT
THE SMELL OF SCORCHING	THIN WALLS	THE DAILY DUST COLLECTION
THE 'MODESTY' SEASIDE BUNGALOW	THE CONVERSION OF A BATHROOM INTO A SMOKING LOUNGE AND SCULLERYETTE	MODERNITY IN BEDROOM FURNITURE
HOLED OUT	A TRAINED EARLY BIRD COMPELLING A WORM TO TURN BEFORE IT CASTS	HOME PRACTICE FOR THE GOLFING NOVICE
IN THE SCRAMBLING TRENCHES OF AN EGG ARSENAL GREAT BRITISH INDUSTRIES - DULY PROTECTED	'HAVING DISCOVER'D AN AMBUSCADE OF SQUOB-CHITTERLINGS'	HE CAUSED TO BE HONOURABLY BURIED IN BLACK-SOILEE-VALLEY
AND LAID ALL LEVEL WITH THE GROUND	RONDIBILIS	AN APPROPRIATE GUARD OF HONOUR AT THE WEDDING OF A DOMESTICATED COUPLE
L'ART MUTUEL	WHEN THE SHIRT DOES NOT COME HOME FROM THE WASH	THERE WAS A SHIP OF RIO SAILED OUT INTO THE BLUE AND NINE AND NINETY MONKEYS WERE ALL HER JOVIAL CREW
PUSSY -CAT, PUSSY-CAT, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?	BAA, BAA, BLACK SHEEP, HAVE YOU ANY WOOL? YES, MARRY, HAVE I, THREE BAGS FULL	DOMESTIC ECONOMY
CAUTIOUS YOUTH SURREPTITIOUSLY SOUNDS LADY FRIEND BEFORE MAKING A MATRIMONIAL PROPOSAL	CRICKET ETON V HARROW AT LORDS	THE ALL-WAYS-AT-ONCE INCENDIARY EXTINGUISHER
A GENTLE GAME OF RUGBY IN THE BOTANICAL GARDENS	AN UNFORTUNATE BACK-HANDER AT ST ANDREWS	KNOCKING THE GROUND FROM BENEATH HIS FEET THE TOO VIGOROUS GOLFER - NOW I HAVE JUST ABOUT CUT MYSELF OFF
SUMMER TROUBLES IN THE TROPICS - SNAKE CASTS ON THE SAHARA GOLF COURSE	ANOTHER ILLUSTRATED CROSSWORD PUZZLETTE ACROSS - 1. **** EXCLAMATION	CASABIANCA OF THE LINKS
MAGNETIC AIDS TO SKATERS TO BE INSTALLED IN THE LONDON PARKS DURING THE SKATING SEASON	SELLING IRISH SWEEPSTAKE TICKETS UNDER THE EYES OF THE LAW	THE LANGUAGE OF EGGS SOME NEW DESIGNS FOR EASTER EGGS TO FACILITATE THE EXCHANGE OF GRACEFUL SENTIMENTS AND AMOROUS MESSAGES
SOMETHING ON EACH WAY A FISH TRAGEDY	THE HOMEMADE CHRISTMAS PRESENT	A MERE MATTER OF FORM DISTRESSING MISTAKE OF THE COOK RECENTLY RELEASED FROM A MUNITION FACTORY
THE EARLY QUEUERS MRS BROAD GUSSET TO MR B (AN INVETERATE FIRST NIGHTER) - IT'S NOT THAT I MIND WAITING UNTIL THE THEATRE'S READY, BUT SUPPOSE THEY CHANGE THEIR MINDS AND TURN IT INTO A TOWN HALL	THE OTHER POINT OF VIEW MOTHER 'FLU GERM TO HER YOUNGEST - COME BACK AT ONCE, FLUELLYN, - CAN'T YOU SEE HE'S GOT IT ALREADY, - YOU'LL CATCH IT YOURSELF BEFORE YOU'VE DONE, AND GIVE IT TO THE REST OF THE FAMILY	THE NEW YEAR'S BEDROOM SUITE DE LUXE
SENSIBLE MEASURES TO BE TAKEN IN THE EVENT OF A HEAT WAVE INVADING OUR SHORES	NECESSITY IS THE MOTHER OF INVENTION	STRANGE THINGS THAT DON'T OFTEN HAPPEN AT GOLF
COLD CHARITY A KIND HEARTED PRUSSIAN OFFICER GIVING HIS CLOTHES TO A NEEDY BELGIAN PEASANT	ONE OF THE CLEVERLY CAMOUFLAGED ALL WAYS GUNS ON THE SIEGFRIED LINE	ENEMY ICE MORTARS FOR PREVENTING PURSUIT WHEN CROSSING FROZEN RIVERS
THE SIXTH COLUMN THE SIXTH COLUMN FRUSTRATE A VAIN ATTEMPT BY THE FIFTH TO STARVE US OUT BY POISONING THE PIGEONS IN TRAFALGAR SQUARE	THIS FOR THE MAPLE LEAF	I SHALL KNOW THAT YOUR GOOD IS MINE
THE PROLOGUE	TRULY, THE MOON SHINES WITH A GOOD GRACE	A CLEVER METHOD OF OVERCOMING DISPARITY OF HEIGHT IN THE KAISER'S NEW ARMY
THE KISS OF PEACE 1916-1917 NOTHING DOING	MAKING SURE OF A HAPPY WARTIME CHRISTMAS THE ANTI-AIRCRAFT SPRING GUN FOR SENDING CHRISTMAS PRESENTS TO THE ENEMY	NEW SEASIDE SPORTS
AN UNRECORDED ECLIPSE OF THE SUN AN ASTRONOMICAL NOTE	AND OPENS 'IS AS IF 'E WAS GOIN' TO SHOW ME 'IS FINE SET OF TEETH	THE PEACEFUL CONVERSION OF A TORPEDO TO A FOOT-WARMER
A 'GROUSE AS USUAL' OUTRAGE BY A GERMAN OFFICER	THE CHIEF REVOLUTER	DISGUISING SHELLS FOR SHIPMENT IN NEUTRAL BOTTLES
XMAS LEGENDS - THE FIRST ROAST TURKEY AN OLD LEGEND THAT ATTRIBUTED THE DISCOVERY OF ROAST TURKEY TO THE MONKS IN THE 13th CENTURY	TRIBOULET	PATRIOTIC OLD DEARS ENDEAVOURING TO MAKE LIFE AS SWEET AS POSSIBLE DURING THE SCARCITY OF SUGAR
PETER QUINCE	MRS SNIFKIN DREAMILY AS SHE SMELLS BURNING - DEAR! DEAR! HE'S SMOKING THAT CHEAP TOBACCO AGAIN	HOW TO DO WITHOUT THE MANTLE SHELF IN A MODERN FLAT
THE ELFIN KING'S HOUSE KEEPER	BIRDS-NESTING IN THE ADIRONDACKS. THE BIRDS'NESTER'S REBUFF MRS EAGLE - SEND HIM TO COVENTRY MY DEARS WE'LL HAVE NO LIVING STATUARY HERE	MONTE CARLO REFORMED PLAYING SNAP FOR FILBERTS AT THE CASINO
HO, HO, HO, HO, HOW GLAD I AM	PROVING TO THE COUNCIL THAT A CAR MAY BE BROUGHT TO A SUDDEN STANDSTILL ON A STEEP GRADIENT DRESSED WITH DUROID UNDER ANY WEATHER CONDITIONS, BECAUSE DUROID HOLDS LARGE CHIPS FIRMLY, MAKING A GOOD SURFACE FOR TYRES TO GRIP.	THE TEST FOR FREEDOM FROM BLEEDING AND PICKING UP
1935 MAYOR AND MAYORESS IN STATE ATTENDED BY THE SURVEYOR AND HIGHWAYS COMMITTEE OPENING THE NEW DUROID MACADAM ROAD. 1975 THE SAME COMMITTEE WATCHING VAIN ENDEAVOURS TO SCARIFY THE ROAD AT A LATER DATE.	DEMONSTRATING BEFORE THE HIGHWAYS COMMITTEE THE RESILIENCE OF DUROID.	THE NEW REAR WHEEL GEAR FOR TURNING THE CAR RIGHT ROUND IN ONE MOVEMENT
THE DINNER GONG IN SERVICE FLATS	PETS' PLAY-GROUND TRYPLIT MANSIONS MAIDA VALE	A LITTLE MECHANICAL HELP IN RISING GRACEFULLY FROM A LOUNGE CHAIR
PLAN OF A FOUR ROOMED FLAT WARMED BY ONE STOVE	TESTING CORN PLASTERS IN THE SALON OF A FASHIONABLE WEST END CHIROPODIST	HE HAD HIS EYES ALWAYS FIXED UPON ONE OF HER SLAVES
ABOU HASSAN WAS IN THE MOST INEXPRESSIBLE AMAZEMENT	THE RAJAH	COMPRESSED BILLIARDS FOR MAISONETTES
AN INTELLIGENT METHOD OF OVERCOMING A DIFFICULT PROBLEM	THE EIGHTEENTH HOLE	AN ORDINARY GOLF-BAG BECOMES AN EXCEPTIONALLY IMPOSING FLOWER-POT
HATS, HANDBAGS, EVEN PERAMBULATOR-WHEELS ARE AMONG THE REINCARNATIONS IN WHICH OLD GRAMOPHONE RECORDS ARE LIKELY TO APPEAR. A SHAPELY CAKE-STAND CONSTRUCTED ALMOST ENTIRELY OF OLD FOX-TROTS AND CORNET SOLOS.	A HAND-MADE MIRROR WHICH ANY LADY WOULD BE PROUD TO PEER AT	HANS ANDERSEN'S FAIRY TALES
ENVY	A CLOUD DISPELLER DESIGNED BY THE FIRST LORD DISCOVERING A HEINKEL BOMBER HIDING IN A CLOUD	THE REAL SOLDIER
THE KINDLY CADDY-BIRD OF ST ANDREWS PURSUING ITS DAILY ROUND	HARD TO BEAT: THE RECORD	INTERESTING SIDELIGHTS ON THE WIG INDUSTRY (MASS PRODUCTION FOR THE MILLIONS)