WILLIAM HEATH ROBINSON (1872-1944)

TESTING CORN PLASTERS IN THE SALON OF A FASHIONABLE WEST END CHIROPODIST	THE REAL SOLDIER	A BRAINY OLD HUN SETTLING THE DANUBE DIFFICULTY BY STOPPING THE RIVER AT ITS SOURCE
LAWN TENNIS FOR THE MIDDLE-AGED	COMMUNITY SINGING. WHAT IT IS LIKELY TO LEAD TO	HARD TO BEAT: THE RECORD
THE KINDLY CADDY-BIRD OF ST ANDREWS PURSUING ITS DAILY ROUND	THE REAL SOLDIER	A CLOUD DISPELLER DESIGNED BY THE FIRST LORD DISCOVERING A HEINKEL BOMBER HIDING IN A CLOUD
ENVY	HANS ANDERSEN'S FAIRY TALES	A HAND-MADE MIRROR WHICH ANY LADY WOULD BE PROUD TO PEER AT
AN ORDINARY GOLF-BAG BECOMES AN EXCEPTIONALLY IMPOSING FLOWER-POT	THE EIGHTEENTH HOLE	COMPRESSED BILLIARDS FOR MAISONETTES
THE RAJAH	ABOU HASSAN WAS IN THE MOST INEXPRESSIBLE AMAZEMENT	HE HAD HIS EYES ALWAYS FIXED UPON ONE OF HER SLAVES
PLAN OF A FOUR ROOMED FLAT WARMED BY ONE STOVE	A LITTLE MECHANICAL HELP IN RISING GRACEFULLY FROM A LOUNGE CHAIR	PETS' PLAY-GROUND TRYPLIT MANSIONS MAIDA VALE
THE DINNER GONG IN SERVICE FLATS	THE NEW REAR WHEEL GEAR FOR TURNING THE CAR RIGHT ROUND IN ONE MOVEMENT	DEMONSTRATING THAT DUROID HOLDS BIG CHIPS ON A ROAD AFTER SPRAYING AND ROLLING
DEMONSTRATING BEFORE THE HIGHWAYS COMMITTEE THE RESILIENCE OF DUROID.	1935 MAYOR AND MAYORESS IN STATE ATTENDED BY THE SURVEYOR AND HIGHWAYS COMMITTEE OPENING THE NEW DUROID MACADAM ROAD. 1975 THE SAME COMMITTEE WATCHING VAIN ENDEAVOURS TO SCARIFY THE ROAD AT A LATER DATE.	THE TEST FOR FREEDOM FROM BLEEDING AND PICKING UP
PROVING TO THE COUNCIL THAT A CAR MAY BE BROUGHT TO A SUDDEN STANDSTILL ON A STEEP GRADIENT DRESSED WITH DUROID UNDER ANY WEATHER CONDITIONS, BECAUSE DUROID HOLDS LARGE CHIPS FIRMLY, MAKING A GOOD SURFACE FOR TYRES TO GRIP.	HO, HO, HO, HO, HOW GLAD I AM	MONTE CARLO REFORMED PLAYING SNAP FOR FILBERTS AT THE CASINO
BIRDS-NESTING IN THE ADIRONDACKS. THE BIRDS'NESTER'S REBUFF MRS EAGLE - SEND HIM TO COVENTRY MY DEARS WE'LL HAVE NO LIVING STATUARY HERE	THE ELFIN KING'S HOUSE KEEPER	HOW TO DO WITHOUT THE MANTLE SHELF IN A MODERN FLAT
MRS SNIFKIN DREAMILY AS SHE SMELLS BURNING - DEAR! DEAR! HE'S SMOKING THAT CHEAP TOBACCO AGAIN	PETER QUINCE	PATRIOTIC OLD DEARS ENDEAVOURING TO MAKE LIFE AS SWEET AS POSSIBLE DURING THE SCARCITY OF SUGAR
TRIBOULET	XMAS LEGENDS - THE FIRST ROAST TURKEY AN OLD LEGEND THAT ATTRIBUTED THE DISCOVERY OF ROAST TURKEY TO THE MONKS IN THE 13th CENTURY	DISGUISING SHELLS FOR SHIPMENT IN NEUTRAL BOTTLES
THE CHIEF REVOLUTER	A 'GROUSE AS USUAL' OUTRAGE BY A GERMAN OFFICER	THE PEACEFUL CONVERSION OF A TORPEDO TO A FOOT-WARMER
AND OPENS 'IS AS IF 'E WAS GOIN' TO SHOW ME 'IS FINE SET OF TEETH	AN UNRECORDED ECLIPSE OF THE SUN AN ASTRONOMICAL NOTE	NEW SEASIDE SPORTS
THE KISS OF PEACE 1916-1917 NOTHING DOING	A CLEVER METHOD OF OVERCOMING DISPARITY OF HEIGHT IN THE KAISER'S NEW ARMY	ANTICIPATION AND DISAPPOINTMENT WHY SANTA CLAUS CHANGED HIS MIND
TRULY, THE MOON SHINES WITH A GOOD GRACE	THE PROLOGUE	I SHALL KNOW THAT YOUR GOOD IS MINE
THIS FOR THE MAPLE LEAF	THE SIXTH COLUMN THE SIXTH COLUMN FRUSTRATE A VAIN ATTEMPT BY THE FIFTH TO STARVE US OUT BY POISONING THE PIGEONS IN TRAFALGAR SQUARE	ENEMY ICE MORTARS FOR PREVENTING PURSUIT WHEN CROSSING FROZEN RIVERS
ONE OF THE CLEVERLY CAMOUFLAGED ALL WAYS GUNS ON THE SIEGFRIED LINE	COLD CHARITY A KIND HEARTED PRUSSIAN OFFICER GIVING HIS CLOTHES TO A NEEDY BELGIAN PEASANT	STRANGE THINGS THAT DON'T OFTEN HAPPEN AT GOLF
NECESSITY IS THE MOTHER OF INVENTION	SENSIBLE MEASURES TO BE TAKEN IN THE EVENT OF A HEAT WAVE INVADING OUR SHORES	THE NEW YEAR'S BEDROOM SUITE DE LUXE
THE OTHER POINT OF VIEW MOTHER 'FLU GERM TO HER YOUNGEST - COME BACK AT ONCE, FLUELLYN, - CAN'T YOU SEE HE'S GOT IT ALREADY, - YOU'LL CATCH IT YOURSELF BEFORE YOU'VE DONE, AND GIVE IT TO THE REST OF THE FAMILY	A MERE MATTER OF FORM DISTRESSING MISTAKE OF THE COOK RECENTLY RELEASED FROM A MUNITION FACTORY	THE HOMEMADE CHRISTMAS PRESENT
SOMETHING ON EACH WAY A FISH TRAGEDY	THE LANGUAGE OF EGGS SOME NEW DESIGNS FOR EASTER EGGS TO FACILITATE THE EXCHANGE OF GRACEFUL SENTIMENTS AND AMOROUS MESSAGES	SELLING IRISH SWEEPSTAKE TICKETS UNDER THE EYES OF THE LAW
MAGNETIC AIDS TO SKATERS TO BE INSTALLED IN THE LONDON PARKS DURING THE SKATING SEASON	CASABIANCA OF THE LINKS	ANOTHER ILLUSTRATED CROSSWORD PUZZLETTE ACROSS - 1. **** EXCLAMATION
SUMMER TROUBLES IN THE TROPICS - SNAKE CASTS ON THE SAHARA GOLF COURSE	KNOCKING THE GROUND FROM BENEATH HIS FEET THE TOO VIGOROUS GOLFER - NOW I HAVE JUST ABOUT CUT MYSELF OFF	THE CLOCKWORK CAR 1. THE PERFECT ADJUSTMENT OF THE WIND SCREEN DEMANDS THE UTMOST NICETY OF JUDGEMENT 2. CLOCK WORK IS MUCH CHEAPER AND CLEANER THAN PETROL 3. THE FINISHING TOUCHES MAY BE WELL LEFT TO YOUR JUDGEMENT
AN UNFORTUNATE BACK-HANDER AT ST ANDREWS	A GENTLE GAME OF RUGBY IN THE BOTANICAL GARDENS	THE ALL-WAYS-AT-ONCE INCENDIARY EXTINGUISHER
CRICKET ETON V HARROW AT LORDS	CAUTIOUS YOUTH SURREPTITIOUSLY SOUNDS LADY FRIEND BEFORE MAKING A MATRIMONIAL PROPOSAL	BAA, BAA, BLACK SHEEP, HAVE YOU ANY WOOL? YES, MARRY, HAVE I, THREE BAGS FULL
PUSSY-CAT, PUSSY-CAT, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?	INTERESTING SIDELIGHTS ON THE WIG INDUSTRY (MASS PRODUCTION FOR THE MILLIONS)	THERE WAS A SHIP OF RIO SAILED OUT INTO THE BLUE AND NINE AND NINETY MONKEYS WERE ALL HER JOVIAL CREW
WHEN THE SHIRT DOES NOT COME HOME FROM THE WASH	L'ART MUTUEL	AN APPROPRIATE GUARD OF HONOUR AT THE WEDDING OF A DOMESTICATED COUPLE
RONDIBILIS	AND LAID ALL LEVEL WITH THE GROUND	HE CAUSED TO BE HONOURABLY BURIED IN BLACK-SOILEE-VALLEY
'HAVING DISCOVER'D AN AMBUSCADE OF SQUOB-CHITTERLINGS'	IN THE SCRAMBLING TRENCHES OF AN EGG ARSENAL GREAT BRITISH INDUSTRIES - DULY PROTECTED	HOME PRACTICE FOR THE GOLFING NOVICE
A TRAINED EARLY BIRD COMPELLING A WORM TO TURN BEFORE IT CASTS	HOLED OUT	THE WARNING MIRROR FOR LOUNGE USERS
THE CONVERSION OF A BATHROOM INTO A SMOKING LOUNGE AND SCULLERYETTE	THE 'MODESTY' SEASIDE BUNGALOW	THE DAILY DUST COLLECTION
THIN WALLS	THE SMELL OF SCORCHING	HE DASHED AFTER THE ELEPHANT
OLD KING COLE	A LINCOLNSHIRE HANDICAP - AN ANNUAL SPORTING EVENT IN THE RUSTON-BUCYRUS CO'S YARDS