ERNEST HOWARD SHEPARD, MC OBE (1879-1976)

SAID IT WAS NOT HIS DAUGHTER THE REAPER
RECTORY VISIT
GRASSES, TWIGS, AND CONES WE FOUND -
FIRES THEY'LL MAKE TO PLAY AROUND THE COUNCILLOR HAD TO DANCE WITH IT
BUT I LINGERED A MOMENT - IN THE STILL FROSTY AIR TURNED UPON AND SAVAGELY MALTREATED HIM DIG MY GARDEN RIGHT OVER FROM END TO END
THE MUMMERS BUT ALL THE SAME YOU GIVE THEM A GOOD TALKING AND MADE CAPTURE OF HIM
THE MURDER RE-ENACTED THE ROOM WAS VERY STILL AS I APPROACHED THE BUREAU DISPENSED HOSPITALITY THAT EVENING TO A GLASSY-EYED STIFF-KNEED CIRCLE
LONDON LANDSCAPE
RIGID DERRICKS RANKING
ON THE SKY-FALL'S PURPLE CANOPY... DEVOTED MYSELF TO THE PASSIONATE ABSORBING OF EVERY DETAIL
WINNIE-THE-POOH THEY PILED ON MORE COALS, SHOVELLING FURIOUSLY
THE GREAT FLOWER SHOW; OR, GARDENERS' GRIEF.
MR DUFF COOPER. 'I WISH I COULD GET MINE TO LOOK LIKE SOME OF THE FOREIGN EXHIBITS.' UNCLE: 'AH! ROBERT, I SEE YOU COLLECT CIGARETTE CARDS.'
ROBERT: 'YES, UNCLE, I DO, BUT FROM PURELY AESTHETIC INTERESTS.' THE DEVELOPMENT OF THE MOTOR-PRAM AT KENSINGTON
CHRISTENING CUP DAY AY THE ROUND POND TRACK
VERY YOUNG PLUTOCRAT (LEFT IN THE CAR WHILE HIS PARENTS PAY A CALL). 'THE PENNY BAZAAR, JOHN.' TO A HEALTHY-MINDED CHILD OF SEVEN A POINT-LACE COLLAR IS EVEN MORE OBNOXIOUS THAN A HOT BATH MOTHER (DISCUSSING THE NEW BABY'S NAME). 'I'D LIKE HECTOR; IT'S SUCH A MANLY NAME.' 
PAMELA: 'OH, MUMMY, I WANT JACK; IT'S SUCH A BOYLY ONE.'
PAMELA: 'HOW'S YOUR WIFE, PETER?'
PETER: 'SHE DIED LAST TUESDAY'
PAMELA: 'ARE YOU SORRY?'
PETER: 'SORRY? OF COURSE I'M SORRY, I LIKED THE WOMAN.'
RATHER PLEASED WITH OUR COMBINED EFFORTS  

ERNEST HOWARD SHEPARD, MC OBE (1879-1976)

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