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OUTRAGED OWNER: 'ARE YOU AWARE SIR, THAT YOU ARE TRESPASSING ON A GROUSE MOOR?'
UNWORLDLY GENTLEMAN: 'I'M AFRAID SO SIR, I'M AFRAID SO, BUT SURELY THE GLORIOUS TWELFTH IS OVER?'
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WHY NOT HAVE SWIVEL SEATS FITTED TO THE FIRST FEW ROWS OF STALLS SO THAT DISTINGUISHED FIRST NIGHTERS CAN DISPLAY THEMSELVES IN COMFORT DURING THE ENTR'ACTES
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'I TELL YOU THEY ARE POLICE OFFICERS. THEY'RE DRINKING CHAMPAGNE'
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MOTORIST: 'IS THERE ANYWHERE ABOUT HERE I COULD GET ONE OF MY INNER TUBES PATCHED UP?'
RUSTIC: 'TRY DR JONES'
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'FRANCIS, WHO CARRIED THE MONEY BOX, HELD IT OUT'
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A GARDENER WILL BE IN CHARGE
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SOME COMPOSERS HAVE BEEN RICH
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COLONELS
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GAY LIFE AT CREWE
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COUNTRY DANCE
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GIRL GUIDE
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'I TOLD YOU SO'
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DISEASES OF OAK TREES
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FEEDING IT WITH SARDINES
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GALLOPING HORSES
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