MIKE WILLIAMS (Born 1940)

IN LOVING MEMORY OF HAROLD J CODSBY
HE NEVER SAW IT COMING MM...LEFTOVERS
YOU ARE NOW ENTERING LIVERPOOL
HARD SHOULDER (TO CRY ON)
ACTOR AND PROMPT
EGYPTIAN
THEY NEVER FORGET IT'S VIRGIN'S NEW INTER-CITY WE CLOSE AT SIX!
they'll be unbearable when they get the swimmng pool! ONE OF THE REALLY NICE THINGS ABOUT THE SPRING IS BEING ABLE TO TURN THE CENTRAL HEATING DOWN A LITTLE AAAAAAEEEEEAA!
SPORTS NIGHT AYE! WELL, WHA'EVER IT IS, THEY WERE SURE BREWIN' A HELL OF A LOT OF IT, EH? JIMMY? TO BE TRUTHFUL I'D NEVER REALISED THAT HE WORE A CONTACT LENS
UNACCUSTOMED AS I'LL GET TO PUBLIC SPEAKING PERSONALLY I BLAME IT ALL ON LE CORBUSIER 'RESERVOIR DOGES'
YOU'RE ALWAYS JUST POPPING DOWN TO THE WATER HOLE YOU'D THINK THAT IF HE HAD BEEN THAT SUCCESSFUL HE'D HAVE HAD HIS NOSE FIXED OH NO! IT'S AN EAR! DIDN'T VINCENT GET THE LIST??
UNHAPPY HOUR ER...WELL...OK...BUT NOTHING ELSE, IS THAT CLEAR? THE VIADUCT
SAVE THE WHALE SAILING FROM DEATH WELL, THEY ARE FROM VERONA ALRIGHT, BUT THAT'S ABOUT AS FAR AS IT GOES!!
RIGHT LAD, THAT'S TWO GUINNESS, A WHITE WINE, TWO PACKETS OF SMOKEY BACON CRISPS AND A HEMLOCK WE'RE LEAVING BUNTY! THEY ALLOW SMOKING IN THE CAR PARK!! THEY NEVER FORGET
EXCUSE ME BUT DOES ANYONE HERE SPEAK SPARROW? I'M THINKING OF HAVING MY TOOTH CAPPED TREVOR SEE'S ME AS THE WIND BENEATH HIS WINGS
MM...LEFTOVERS UNHAPPY HOUR ........AND THAT WONT WAKE ME EITHER
HEY! WAIT A MINUTE!....THAT'S NOT US! OH, LORD! WHAT NOW? I THINK I MIGHT JUST GIVE AFGHANISTAN A MISS NEXT YEAR PETAL
POSTMAN AND SNOWMAN ILLFRIG THE INEFFECTUAL 760 - 792 SIR WALTER! OVER HERE!
DON'T GET ME WRONG, I DO APPRECIATE IT, I JUST WOULDN'T MIND HOLING IN TWO OCCASIONALLY. FIVE MINUTES EVERYBODY!
THE BURGHERS OF MCDONALDS WHY CAN'T SHE JUST BE 'SACRED' AND THANKFUL FOR IT? MORE CONTEMPORARY RUBBISH
SEE YOU AFTER THE MATCH MUM I REMEMBER HIM WHEN WHEN HE WAS JUST IN MINE DETECTION PICK YOUR OWN TUMOURS
GREAT NEWS YOUR MAJESTY! THE KENNEL CLUB IS THINKING OF NAMING A SPANIEL AFTER YOU! THE ENGLISH HAKA ET TU BRUTUS
DALI THIS IS ANOTHER FINE MESS I''VE GOT US INTO GOTT IN HIMMEL! SOMEBODY MUST HAVE A FRANC!!
FOAL ON BOARD IT SAYS, DEAR GANG, HAVING A REALLY GREAT TIME, WISH YOU WERE HERE, ROBIN DIAL-A PIZZA
MAYBE WE SHOULD CHANGE OUR SPONSOR SORRY LUVVIE....I'VE DRIED I'M THINKING OF DONATING HIS BODY TO SCIENCE
MI...WAIT FOR IT! WAIT FOR IT!!   

MIKE WILLIAMS (Born 1940)

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