MIKE WILLIAMS (Born 1940)

DID YOU HEAR THAT? ... GET INTO STOCKS AND BONDS, SURROUND YOURSELF WITH MATERIAL THINGS! YE GOD! THIS MAN IS MY KIND OF GURU!! WHY CAN'T SHE JUST BE 'SACRED' AND THANKFUL FOR IT? GREAT NEWS YOUR MAJESTY! THE KENNEL CLUB IS THINKING OF NAMING A SPANIEL AFTER YOU!!
THE BURGHERS OF MCDONALDS SORRY LUVVIE....I'VE DRIED MAYBE WE SHOULD CHANGE OUR SPONSOR
DIAL-A PIZZA IT SAYS, DEAR GANG, HAVING A REALLY GREAT TIME, WISH YOU WERE HERE, ROBIN FOAL ON BOARD
GOTT IN HIMMEL! SOMEBODY MUST HAVE A FRANC!! THIS IS ANOTHER FINE MESS I''VE GOT US INTO DALI
ET TU BRUTUS THE ENGLISH HAKA GREAT NEWS YOUR MAJESTY! THE KENNEL CLUB IS THINKING OF NAMING A SPANIEL AFTER YOU!
PICK YOUR OWN TUMOURS I REMEMBER HIM WHEN WHEN HE WAS JUST IN MINE DETECTION MORE CONTEMPORARY RUBBISH
FIVE MINUTES EVERYBODY! DON'T GET ME WRONG, I DO APPRECIATE IT, I JUST WOULDN'T MIND HOLING IN TWO OCCASIONALLY.
SIR WALTER! OVER HERE! ILLFRIG THE INEFFECTUAL 760 - 792 POSTMAN AND SNOWMAN
I THINK I MIGHT JUST GIVE AFGHANISTAN A MISS NEXT YEAR PETAL OH, LORD! WHAT NOW? HEY! WAIT A MINUTE!....THAT'S NOT US!
........AND THAT WONT WAKE ME EITHER UNHAPPY HOUR MM...LEFTOVERS
TREVOR SEE'S ME AS THE WIND BENEATH HIS WINGS I'M THINKING OF HAVING MY TOOTH CAPPED EXCUSE ME BUT DOES ANYONE HERE SPEAK SPARROW?
THEY NEVER FORGET WE'RE LEAVING BUNTY! THEY ALLOW SMOKING IN THE CAR PARK!! RIGHT LAD, THAT'S TWO GUINNESS, A WHITE WINE, TWO PACKETS OF SMOKEY BACON CRISPS AND A HEMLOCK
WELL, THEY ARE FROM VERONA ALRIGHT, BUT THAT'S ABOUT AS FAR AS IT GOES!! SAILING FROM DEATH SAVE THE WHALE
THE VIADUCT ER...WELL...OK...BUT NOTHING ELSE, IS THAT CLEAR? UNHAPPY HOUR
OH NO! IT'S AN EAR! DIDN'T VINCENT GET THE LIST?? YOU'D THINK THAT IF HE HAD BEEN THAT SUCCESSFUL HE'D HAVE HAD HIS NOSE FIXED YOU'RE ALWAYS JUST POPPING DOWN TO THE WATER HOLE
'RESERVOIR DOGES' PERSONALLY I BLAME IT ALL ON LE CORBUSIER UNACCUSTOMED AS I'LL GET TO PUBLIC SPEAKING
MI...WAIT FOR IT! WAIT FOR IT!! TO BE TRUTHFUL I'D NEVER REALISED THAT HE WORE A CONTACT LENS AYE! WELL, WHA'EVER IT IS, THEY WERE SURE BREWIN' A HELL OF A LOT OF IT, EH? JIMMY?
SPORTS NIGHT AAAAAAEEEEEAA! ONE OF THE REALLY NICE THINGS ABOUT THE SPRING IS BEING ABLE TO TURN THE CENTRAL HEATING DOWN A LITTLE
they'll be unbearable when they get the swimmng pool! I'M THINKING OF DONATING HIS BODY TO SCIENCE WE CLOSE AT SIX!
IT'S VIRGIN'S NEW INTER-CITY THEY NEVER FORGET
EGYPTIAN
ACTOR AND PROMPT
YOU ARE NOW ENTERING LIVERPOOL
HARD SHOULDER (TO CRY ON) MM...LEFTOVERS
IN LOVING MEMORY OF HAROLD J CODSBY
HE NEVER SAW IT COMING  

MIKE WILLIAMS (Born 1940)

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