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YOUR BLOODY IDIOT, GORDON! I TOLD YOU NOT TO TAKE THAT CORNER SO FAST!
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WORTHLESS PURSUITS NO 25 COMPLAINING TO THE WAITER THAT YOUR SOUP SPOON IS DIRTY.
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WORTHLESS PURSUITS NO 6 TRAINING TORTOISES TO JUMP THROUGH HOOPS OF FIRE
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WORTHLESS PURSUITS NO 2 OFFERING THE LION A DOG BISQUIT
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ATTACK DOG
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PERHAPS IT'S SIMPLY RUN OUT OF PETROL, DEAR.
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''I WISH YOU'D BE LIKE OTHER JOGGERS AND JOG OUTSIDE, DARLING!'
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'NASTY SANTA' NO I
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THE PERILS OF PICKING ONES NOSE.
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'BUT DAD! I DON"T WANT A TRAIN SET!'
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NASTY SANTA: A MISSILE ATTACK
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MUMMY! DADDY'S FOUND MILLIONS OF TINY LITTLE CRABS IN HIS BATH WATER!
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NASTY SANTA: 'BOMBING RUN'
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NOW PUT YOUR LEFT ARM UNDER YOUR LEFT KNEE AND BRING YOUR HAND ROUND TO GRASP YOUR RIGHT ANKLE. THAT'S GOOD! NOW, SUPPORTING YOUR BODY ON YOUR RIGHT HAND, SWING YOUR BODY
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THE MASTER OF THE HOUNDS
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THE CONVERSATION PIECE
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WORTHLESS PURSUITS NO 47
FILLING A CONDOM WITH WATER FROM THE GARDEN STAND PIPE
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