Cartoons : PAUL THOMAS (Born 1961)

BRITAIN'S VAINEST MONARCH BY FAR WAS KING CHARLES I. THE HOXTON-BASED
FASHIONISTA WITH SALON QUALITY HAIR MADE TATTOO HISTORY ON THE DAY OF HIS EXECUTION IN 1649 by PAUL THOMAS

BRITAIN'S VAINEST MONARCH BY FAR WAS KING CHARLES I. THE HOXTON-BASED FASHIONISTA WITH SALON QUALITY HAIR MADE TATTOO HISTORY ON THE DAY OF HIS EXECUTION IN 1649

AFTER HIS APPOINTMENT AS COURT TATTOOIST HUGO PANTOUFLE REMAINED
UNMOVED BY ELIZABETH'S INCREASINGLY DESPERATE EFFORTS TO SEDUCE HIM by PAUL THOMAS

AFTER HIS APPOINTMENT AS COURT TATTOOIST HUGO PANTOUFLE REMAINED UNMOVED BY ELIZABETH'S INCREASINGLY DESPERATE EFFORTS TO SEDUCE HIM

AS ALL THE ENGLISH TATTOOISTS HAD BEEN WIPED OUT, ELIZABETH WAS FORCED
TO LOOK ABROAD TO FIND A TATTOO ARTIST FOR HER COURT by PAUL THOMAS

AS ALL THE ENGLISH TATTOOISTS HAD BEEN WIPED OUT, ELIZABETH WAS FORCED TO LOOK ABROAD TO FIND A TATTOO ARTIST FOR HER COURT

DURING HER FIVE YEAR REIGN BLOODY MARY HUNTED DOWN AND EXECUTED
EVERY TATTOOIST IN ENGLAND SUCH WAS HER ANGER AT HER 'MOSTE CRUELLY
DYSFIGURED ARSE CHEEKES' by PAUL THOMAS

DURING HER FIVE YEAR REIGN BLOODY MARY HUNTED DOWN AND EXECUTED EVERY TATTOOIST IN ENGLAND SUCH WAS HER ANGER AT HER 'MOSTE CRUELLY DYSFIGURED ARSE CHEEKES'

THE FUTURE QUEEN MARY I WAS VOCAL IN HER BELIEF THAT TATTOOS WERE
'FRYVOLOUS, WANTON AND BADDE FOR YE SOUL' by PAUL THOMAS

THE FUTURE QUEEN MARY I WAS VOCAL IN HER BELIEF THAT TATTOOS WERE 'FRYVOLOUS, WANTON AND BADDE FOR YE SOUL'

IN AN EFFORT TO SECURE HIS 14 YEAR OLD SISTER ONE FO THE JAW DROPPINGLY
INAPPROPRIATE UNDER AGE MARRIAGES THAT ENJOYED A BRIEF RENAISSANCE AT RADIO
ONE IN THE 1970S, KING EDWARD VI DECREED THAT PRINCESS ELIZABETH SHOULD HAVE
A NEW INKING by PAUL THOMAS

IN AN EFFORT TO SECURE HIS 14 YEAR OLD SISTER ONE FO THE JAW DROPPINGLY INAPPROPRIATE UNDER AGE MARRIAGES THAT ENJOYED A BRIEF RENAISSANCE AT RADIO ONE IN THE 1970S, KING EDWARD VI DECREED THAT PRINCESS ELIZABETH SHOULD HAVE A NEW INKING

ADDICTED TO THE 'SWEETE PAINE' OF HAVING A TATTOO AND SEEING IT AS
'YE DECORATIVE ALTERNATYFFE TO SELF HARMYNGE' THE HORMONAL PRINCESS 
ELIZABETH CONTINUED TO ACQUIRE INKINGS DURING THE BRIEF REIGNS OF HER
HALF-SIBLINGS EDWARD VI AND 'BLOODY' MARY I by PAUL THOMAS

ADDICTED TO THE 'SWEETE PAINE' OF HAVING A TATTOO AND SEEING IT AS 'YE DECORATIVE ALTERNATYFFE TO SELF HARMYNGE' THE HORMONAL PRINCESS ELIZABETH CONTINUED TO ACQUIRE INKINGS DURING THE BRIEF REIGNS OF HER HALF-SIBLINGS EDWARD VI AND 'BLOODY' MARY I

AS THE PRODUCT OF A SPECTACULARLY BROKEN HOME AND WITH BOTH HER PARENTS
HENRY VIII AND ANNE BOLEYN HAVING BEEN INKED AT COURT, SULKY ROYAL GINGER
NUT PRINCESS ELIZABETH ALWAYS SEEMED LIKELY TO FOLLOW IN THEIR FOOTSTEPS AND
TO EXPERIMENT WITH TATTOOS by PAUL THOMAS

AS THE PRODUCT OF A SPECTACULARLY BROKEN HOME AND WITH BOTH HER PARENTS HENRY VIII AND ANNE BOLEYN HAVING BEEN INKED AT COURT, SULKY ROYAL GINGER NUT PRINCESS ELIZABETH ALWAYS SEEMED LIKELY TO FOLLOW IN THEIR FOOTSTEPS AND TO EXPERIMENT WITH TATTOOS

NOBLEMEN WERE REQUIRED TO HAVE PORTRAITS AND PROFILES OF THEIR DAUGHTERS
TATTOOED ON THE BACKS OF THEIR MALE SERVANTS by PAUL THOMAS

NOBLEMEN WERE REQUIRED TO HAVE PORTRAITS AND PROFILES OF THEIR DAUGHTERS TATTOOED ON THE BACKS OF THEIR MALE SERVANTS

THOMAS CROMWELL WAS HENRY VIII'S CHIEF MINISTER FROM 1532-1540.
HE HAD BEEN HEAVILY TATTOOED WHEN A MERCENARY IN FRANCE by PAUL THOMAS

THOMAS CROMWELL WAS HENRY VIII'S CHIEF MINISTER FROM 1532-1540. HE HAD BEEN HEAVILY TATTOOED WHEN A MERCENARY IN FRANCE

HENRY'S SECOND WIFE ANNE BOLEYN WAS BEHEADED FOR TREASON IN 1536 by PAUL THOMAS

HENRY'S SECOND WIFE ANNE BOLEYN WAS BEHEADED FOR TREASON IN 1536

IT WAS AT THE COURT OF KING HENRY VIII THAT TATTOOING ENJOYED A SURGE
IN POPULARITY by PAUL THOMAS

IT WAS AT THE COURT OF KING HENRY VIII THAT TATTOOING ENJOYED A SURGE IN POPULARITY

IN 1483 RICHARD III'S FIRST ACT AS KING WAS TO CONVERT THE TOWER
OF LONDON INTO A 'WORLDE CLASS CHILDCARE FACILITIE' by PAUL THOMAS

IN 1483 RICHARD III'S FIRST ACT AS KING WAS TO CONVERT THE TOWER OF LONDON INTO A 'WORLDE CLASS CHILDCARE FACILITIE'

WILLIAM THE CONQUEROR HAD A VISCERAL HATRED OF TATTOOS BELIEVING
THEM TO BE BOTH TRIVIAL AND DISFIGURING by PAUL THOMAS

WILLIAM THE CONQUEROR HAD A VISCERAL HATRED OF TATTOOS BELIEVING THEM TO BE BOTH TRIVIAL AND DISFIGURING

KEEN TO SHARE THEIR MYTHICAL TALES WITH APPRECIATIVE AUDIENCES THE 
NORDIC RACONTEURS CRUISED AROUND THE BRITISH ISLES BETWEEN 790 AND 1063 by PAUL THOMAS

KEEN TO SHARE THEIR MYTHICAL TALES WITH APPRECIATIVE AUDIENCES THE NORDIC RACONTEURS CRUISED AROUND THE BRITISH ISLES BETWEEN 790 AND 1063

THE VIKINGS HAD A VIGOROUS CULTURE OF NARRATIVE TATTOOING THAT THEY
SOUGHT TO SHARE WITH ANY COUNTRY THAT THEY WERE PILLAGING by PAUL THOMAS

THE VIKINGS HAD A VIGOROUS CULTURE OF NARRATIVE TATTOOING THAT THEY SOUGHT TO SHARE WITH ANY COUNTRY THAT THEY WERE PILLAGING

STONEHENGE WAS ORIGINALLY BUILT AS AN EXHIBITION CENTRE/SPORTS 
ARENA IN 2159 BC (ISH) by PAUL THOMAS

STONEHENGE WAS ORIGINALLY BUILT AS AN EXHIBITION CENTRE/SPORTS ARENA IN 2159 BC (ISH)

FOLLOWING THE LEAD OF JULIUS CAESAR TATTOOS GAINED POPULARITY
THROUGHOUT ROMAN SOCIETY by PAUL THOMAS

FOLLOWING THE LEAD OF JULIUS CAESAR TATTOOS GAINED POPULARITY THROUGHOUT ROMAN SOCIETY

TATTOOS WERE VERY MUCH THE PRESERVE OF THE UPPER CLASSES IN EGYPT, 
WHEREAS IN ROME IT WAS ONLY THE SLAVES WHO WERE TATTOOED BY THEIR MASTERS by PAUL THOMAS

TATTOOS WERE VERY MUCH THE PRESERVE OF THE UPPER CLASSES IN EGYPT, WHEREAS IN ROME IT WAS ONLY THE SLAVES WHO WERE TATTOOED BY THEIR MASTERS

EGYPTIAN INK WAS FEROCIOUSLY INDELIBLE AND THE TATTOOISTS
WERE KNOWN AS BLUE MOUTHS by PAUL THOMAS

EGYPTIAN INK WAS FEROCIOUSLY INDELIBLE AND THE TATTOOISTS WERE KNOWN AS BLUE MOUTHS