Illustrations : EDWARD TENNYSON REED (1860-1933)

SIDE-LIGHTS ON WINSTON'S STATE VOYAGE 'OUR ARTIST HAS NEVER HAD THE PLEASURE OF MEETING AN OKAPI IN REAL LIFE, SO HE FEELS THERE MAY BE SOMETHING WRONG SOMEWHERE' by EDWARD TENNYSON REED

SIDE-LIGHTS ON WINSTON'S STATE VOYAGE 'OUR ARTIST HAS NEVER HAD THE PLEASURE OF MEETING AN OKAPI IN REAL LIFE, SO HE FEELS THERE MAY BE SOMETHING WRONG SOMEWHERE'

THE DUTIES OF CONFIDENTIAL ADVISER TO LORD ROBERTS ARE NOT LIGHT by EDWARD TENNYSON REED

THE DUTIES OF CONFIDENTIAL ADVISER TO LORD ROBERTS ARE NOT LIGHT

IT NEVER GOT OVER MY ESCAPE by EDWARD TENNYSON REED

IT NEVER GOT OVER MY ESCAPE

AN EXCEPTION TO THE RULE! MR WINSTON CHURCHILL SAID THAT THE LATE COLONIAL SECRETARY HAD GREATLY REDUCED THE AMOUNT OF FLOGGING ALL OVER THE BRITISH EMPIRE (CHEERS). IT WAS A QUESTION ON WHICH THE RT HON GENTLEMEN HELD VERY STRONG VIEWS (WE STRONGLY SUSPE by EDWARD TENNYSON REED

AN EXCEPTION TO THE RULE! MR WINSTON CHURCHILL SAID THAT THE LATE COLONIAL SECRETARY HAD GREATLY REDUCED THE AMOUNT OF FLOGGING ALL OVER THE BRITISH EMPIRE (CHEERS). IT WAS A QUESTION ON WHICH THE RT HON GENTLEMEN HELD VERY STRONG VIEWS (WE STRONGLY SUSPE

'IN THE SPRING ' OR, SERENADING A SYNDICATE ROMEO (LLOYD GEORGE): 'OH-H-H LOOK YOU' THREE JULIETS! WELL WELL WELL RATHER HEAFY FOR THE PALCONY I'M THINK-ING! AND WHERE IS MACLEAN TOO-OO? I SUPPOSE THEY WILL BE SITTING ON HIM!' by EDWARD TENNYSON REED

'IN THE SPRING ' OR, SERENADING A SYNDICATE ROMEO (LLOYD GEORGE): 'OH-H-H LOOK YOU' THREE JULIETS! WELL WELL WELL RATHER HEAFY FOR THE PALCONY I'M THINK-ING! AND WHERE IS MACLEAN TOO-OO? I SUPPOSE THEY WILL BE SITTING ON HIM!'

WHEN YOU GET WHAT YOU WANT, YOU DON'T WANT IT JOHN BULL: WANT A REPRESENTATIVE GOVERNMENT, DO THEY? WHY, I KNOW I SHOULD BE PRECIOUS GLAD TO GET ONE MYSELF THAT EVEN REMOTELY REPRESENTED ME AND LOOK AT THE ONE I'VE GOT by EDWARD TENNYSON REED

WHEN YOU GET WHAT YOU WANT, YOU DON'T WANT IT JOHN BULL: WANT A REPRESENTATIVE GOVERNMENT, DO THEY? WHY, I KNOW I SHOULD BE PRECIOUS GLAD TO GET ONE MYSELF THAT EVEN REMOTELY REPRESENTED ME AND LOOK AT THE ONE I'VE GOT

THE SLAVE TO HABIT OUR ARTIST GIVES US A TRAGIC EXAMPLE OF HOW THE DUTIES OF A PROFESSIONAL TOASTMASTER MAY AFFECT THE EVEN TENOR OF HIS WAY TO A QUITE REMARKABLE EXTENT by EDWARD TENNYSON REED

THE SLAVE TO HABIT OUR ARTIST GIVES US A TRAGIC EXAMPLE OF HOW THE DUTIES OF A PROFESSIONAL TOASTMASTER MAY AFFECT THE EVEN TENOR OF HIS WAY TO A QUITE REMARKABLE EXTENT

A ROTTEN ROW-DEO OUR ARTIST'S IDEA OF HYDE PARK ON A SUNNY SUNDAY, IF THE THRILLING PERFORMANCES THAT MR C B COCHRAN IS INSTITUTING AT WEMBLEY, SHOULD CHANCE TO PROVE INFECTIOUS by EDWARD TENNYSON REED

A ROTTEN ROW-DEO OUR ARTIST'S IDEA OF HYDE PARK ON A SUNNY SUNDAY, IF THE THRILLING PERFORMANCES THAT MR C B COCHRAN IS INSTITUTING AT WEMBLEY, SHOULD CHANCE TO PROVE INFECTIOUS

ANXIOUS TO LEAVE THE 'EMPIRE' BRITISH LION: WELL, IF SOME PEOPLE ARE SO ANXIOUS TO GET OUT, I WISH TO HEAVEN THEY WOULDN'T QUEUE UP ON MY TAIL! by EDWARD TENNYSON REED

ANXIOUS TO LEAVE THE 'EMPIRE' BRITISH LION: WELL, IF SOME PEOPLE ARE SO ANXIOUS TO GET OUT, I WISH TO HEAVEN THEY WOULDN'T QUEUE UP ON MY TAIL!

TALK ABOUT 'WINTER SPORTS'! by EDWARD TENNYSON REED

TALK ABOUT 'WINTER SPORTS'!

NOT IN THE ORIGINAL PROGRAMME THE ALL-LOWEST (SILLY WILLY): 'I SAY PAPA; I DON'T REMEMBER ANYTHING IN BERNHARDI ABOUT THREE OR FOUR "STEAM ROLLERS" GOING OVER US ALL AT ONCE, DO YOU?!!' by EDWARD TENNYSON REED

NOT IN THE ORIGINAL PROGRAMME THE ALL-LOWEST (SILLY WILLY): 'I SAY PAPA; I DON'T REMEMBER ANYTHING IN BERNHARDI ABOUT THREE OR FOUR "STEAM ROLLERS" GOING OVER US ALL AT ONCE, DO YOU?!!'