Two fingers to the police
Looks like the Conga Killer has struck again, ...
'How did you kill the mayor, Riccardo?
Antonio's Police Hat
A large, burly man wearing a long white coat and a ...
Charging your glass A Scotland Yard of Ale
"Bluebottles" The Secret Policeman's ...
Hi! Don't forget if trouble betide Whatever it is ...
Latest orders are - To watch for more than six ...
No, sorry. I'm just not sure
Proceeding in a northerly, southerly, easterly, ...
They're in that flat there partying
Christmas, 2020 ...
Writing out a cheque for £105, payable to ...
'Thank you, Wesley,' said Pat as he stared down at ...
Pat raised the brick above his head and leant back
We were called to Jeremy Hunt's property after ...
We Told the Homeowner That We'd Caught the Burglar ...
Moped Muggers Display Team
Put the Cotton Bud On the Floor and Come Out with ...
I Don't Like Phoning Northumbria Police. You Never ...
Police Appeal Please Forget Everything We Said ...
I Was Fined 50p For an Overdue Book. It's just a ...
You Were Persistently Driving Below the Speed ...
I'm Letting You Off this Time, Sir John Chilcot. ...
He Says It's Half Past Two, but He's Probably ...
This Concerns Your Motor Vehicle. Would You Like ...
Which Service? Fire, Cover-Ups or Smear Tactics?
Hold the Front Page... I Mean, Request For Back-Up
If He Ever Says Prayers Before a Council Meeting ...