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A MOST BEAUTIFUL BLACK UMBRELLA! by BARRY LEITH

A MOST BEAUTIFUL BLACK UMBRELLA!

I KNEW I'D FORGOTTEN SOMETHING. I PROMISED TO WATER GARETH SOUTHGATE'S GARDEN by MATTHEW PRITCHETT

I KNEW I'D FORGOTTEN SOMETHING. I PROMISED TO WATER GARETH SOUTHGATE'S GARDEN

IF YOUR NEIGHBOUR LIVES ALONE, POP ROUND AND CHECK THEY'VE HEARD
THE LATEST SORDID RUMOURS ABOUT TRUMP by MATTHEW PRITCHETT

IF YOUR NEIGHBOUR LIVES ALONE, POP ROUND AND CHECK THEY'VE HEARD THE LATEST SORDID RUMOURS ABOUT TRUMP

THIS IS WHAT AN UPBEAT SPEECH BY PHILIP HAMMOND FEELS LIKE by MATTHEW PRITCHETT

THIS IS WHAT AN UPBEAT SPEECH BY PHILIP HAMMOND FEELS LIKE

HELLO, LUV, I'M AT GAS MARK 8, FOR 35 MINUTES by MATTHEW PRITCHETT

HELLO, LUV, I'M AT GAS MARK 8, FOR 35 MINUTES

IF THE LIGHTNING HITS THE BARBECUE IT MIGHT COOK THE SAUSAGES by MATTHEW PRITCHETT

IF THE LIGHTNING HITS THE BARBECUE IT MIGHT COOK THE SAUSAGES

... HOT WEATHER SAFETY LEAFLET ...
HOT WEATHER SAFETY LEAFLET ... by MATTHEW PRITCHETT

... HOT WEATHER SAFETY LEAFLET ... HOT WEATHER SAFETY LEAFLET ...

IF YOU LIVE NEAR AN ENERGY BOSS, POP IN AND CHECK HE'S NOT TRAPPED UNDER HIS WALLET by MATTHEW PRITCHETT

IF YOU LIVE NEAR AN ENERGY BOSS, POP IN AND CHECK HE'S NOT TRAPPED UNDER HIS WALLET

HEAT WAVE by MATTHEW PRITCHETT

HEAT WAVE

WITH 10 YEARS OF RAIN FORECAST, WE'VE DEVELOPED A POTATO THAT CAN SWIM by MATTHEW PRITCHETT

WITH 10 YEARS OF RAIN FORECAST, WE'VE DEVELOPED A POTATO THAT CAN SWIM

HAVE YOU NOTICED HOW MUCH BETTER THE WEATHER WAS BACK THEN? by MATTHEW PRITCHETT

HAVE YOU NOTICED HOW MUCH BETTER THE WEATHER WAS BACK THEN?

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING ITEM CONTAINS STRONG LANGUAGE RIGHT FROM THE START by MATTHEW PRITCHETT

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING ITEM CONTAINS STRONG LANGUAGE RIGHT FROM THE START

WE'RE BUILDING A ROOF OVER BRITAIN by MATTHEW PRITCHETT

WE'RE BUILDING A ROOF OVER BRITAIN

YOUR WATER BUTT JUST SAILED AWAY by MATTHEW PRITCHETT

YOUR WATER BUTT JUST SAILED AWAY

THE MINUTE THE SUN COMES OUT THE PRICE OF ICE CREAM SHOOTS UP by MATTHEW PRITCHETT

THE MINUTE THE SUN COMES OUT THE PRICE OF ICE CREAM SHOOTS UP

AND A FREAK POCKET OF LOW PRESSURE IS CENTERED OVER "CRAIGAVON", 37 HILLSIDE CLOSE, KINGSWELL, BERKSHIRE, CAUSING HUGE STRUCTURAL DAMAGE & THE END OF QUITE A LONG-STANDING RELATIONSHIP. by BILL STOTT

AND A FREAK POCKET OF LOW PRESSURE IS CENTERED OVER "CRAIGAVON", 37 HILLSIDE CLOSE, KINGSWELL, BERKSHIRE, CAUSING HUGE STRUCTURAL DAMAGE & THE END OF QUITE A LONG-STANDING RELATIONSHIP.