The Emperor Crab
The Emperor's Psychiatrist
Snow ... ! Are You Sure ... ?
Pre-Match Ritual
'Maybe Not Withers, but During the War I Worked In ...
'Blimey Norman, Didn't You Hear the Knocking-Off ...
'...Its Not an Electrical Fault... You Must Be ...
Singing Drills
'Walk Out On Me Now and You'll Never Work as a ...
Getting a Better Look
'the Cops!!!'
'... There's a War Criminal if I Ever Saw One..'
'He Stole It from the Japanese, Miss Brown!!'
'Wouldn't You Like to Know..!'
'...if Harry Corbett Can Practise Suttee I'm ...
'...by 1985, Three Out of Every Four People In the ...
'...Want to Buy Yourself Out Eh... Alright, Make ...
'...Had a Fire Mr Williams..?'
... the Secret Police Arrived Very Conveniently, ...
'Long John Tin...'
'Oh No You Ain't... You Been Lying In the Sun All ...
'Ooh! You Are Tantalizing!'
'if It's Possible, I'd Like to Join the Order of ...
'Mr Petersen, I Wonder if You Could Advise Us On ...
'We're Feeding the Baby Gorilla with It...'
'Man... You're just Wasting That Charm..!'
... Any Last Requests?
The Mouse
'Don't Forget You've Got Contractual Obligations, ...
'Well if It Ain't the Puny William Tell Gang..!'