Talking of which, this book is all artifice and ...
£15 please. There's surge pricing when it's ...
Wealthy areas have to house all the ...
The government should send emergency alerts when ...
I'm trying not to break the speed limit. I'm not ...
An Amber warning means there's a 95 per cent ...
Manchester Borrowing Crisis North
Ladies and gentlemen, our new head of Party ...
The triple lock will be scrapped. In future, your ...
This building was opened by some ordinary ginger ...
Has anyone tried switching the UK off and then ...
I need some money for school. I won the election ...
Be careful round here. Some dodgy politicians ...
She's going to get the shock of her life when we ...
You are banned for contravening our safeguarding ...
Do I have to spell it out? Because I can't
The King was in his counting house, counting out ...
It's his first AI-generated word
Ceci n'est pas une hosepipe
He's not the Messiah, he's a very Northern boy
Ron prefers horizontal drinking
He's not the friendliest of bosses
Maybe leave out the bit about the barbecue?
Barbie and Ken
I'm not coming to work today. I live in Piddington ...
If there's a giant asylum camp here, the streets ...
Frankly I wasn't even listening!
Dear Ben & Chris, Thank you for your generous ...
What thinketh thou of the tourist tax?
Rumpole of the Bailey
