Go away I'm not who you think I am
That?.. It's one of our fortified wines
I've faced Mark Wood!
Why can't you play a sport that doesn't take all ...
Barmy Army Boring Division
You sure you want to call him 'Baz' Mr Ball?
No of course it's not lipstick
Doing some gardening
I thought you said you were an All Rounder?
For God's sake John you're dreaming about cricket ...
