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I saw Rebecca Long Bailey's Labour leadership bid. ...
I've told every candidate that I'm voting for ...
Not now. It's our latest manifesto pledge
Go on, pick a Brexit policy
And we'll also nationalise Rod Stewart's train set
Only one more sleep till the Tory manifesto
Why did the Queen allow this to happen?
The politicians have let us down. We could do with ...
Can I count on you not to vote for me?
We refuse to do a pact with the Tories. We're ...
I see the Tories have stolen another Labour policy
Forget all the pre-election slip ups. Right now is ...
It's my new Lib Dem jumper
If you're from the Brexit Party, show me what ...
We are calling for an election, but at a frequency ...
The Prime Minister said he'd rather die in a ditch ...
There's no room for a polling station here at ...
The Lib Dem election candidate is here
Thank goodness, it's only jury duty. I thought I'd ...
We were called to Jeremy Hunt's property after ...
Mark Field's been suspended for grabbing a climate ...
My horse came last, but it had by far the best ...
In the next round the remaining candidates will ...
There are always a few Tory candidates I have ...
We've changed the rules. Leadership candidates ...
What will you do when this damn Tory leadership ...
I'm really only running to raise my profile and ...
Can I have a selfie? I don't recognise you, so I'm ...
