Chris Beetles Gallery, Ryder Street, London
17 - 31 January 2026
I admit there's someone else, but I only see her ...
I've lost all track of world events since Anna ...
Good job I don't have any money, all my pockets ...
Our bank balance is going the same way as our hair ...
The reason I never bring any friends back is ...
I often wish she would play her record player too ...
I hope you brought your kidney donor card along
Kevin never watches the weather report, he suffers ...
Well dad, if I'm an under aged drinker, you're an ...
I sometimes wonder if my Geoffrey knows the ...
I thought you knew he used to be a Teddy boy
Remind me not to get into the same life boat as ...
I'm thinking of installing underground heating, so ...
I'm not asking you out, just practising my ...
It doesn't seem 5 minutes ago she was getting her ...
It's been tough bringing my kids up as a one ...
I don't feel like any dinner, I've just met Esther ...
He got to the top the hard way, he's a non drinker
I wanted something where I was meeting people, so ...
I like to pay for my instant food with instant ...
He'll never get a job, he fancies a girl at the ...
Have you seen how much it costs to become a lay ...
'Disgusted of Harrow', I'd like you to meet ...
Sorry Paul, but I wouldn't be seen dead in a car ...
It's done in a friendly manner, they all swap ...
If anything should happen to me, I want you to see ...
I think they have just discovered you don't have ...
Well at least our son is emigrating on a British ...
He's the ultimate rebel - deliberately wearing ...
Now I'm an old aged pensioner I suppose I'd better ...