Now I'm an old aged pensioner I suppose I'd better ...
The reason I never bring any friends back is ...
Our bank balance is going the same way as our hair ...
Then said another with a long-drawn sigh: 'My ...
I don't care how long he's been with us. ...
I Wish You'd Stop Thinking of Me as a Wide Eyed ...
It's shocking how wide the communication gap is ...
Fountain of Youth, Niagara Falls, Great Lakes, ...
That Was Strange... That's the Third Gentleman to ...
I Catch Him In Bed with Amanda Hawkridge and He ...
You'd Like Nothing More than My Dance Attendance ...
When You Finally Got Round to Popping the Question ...
For Some Reason or Other I've Always Managed to ...
In the End, Failing to Achieve Happiness with the ...
No One Is Banging On the Wall, Dear - It's My ...
The Pitiable infirmities of old men
Sporting Conductor: 'Come along lady ...
The Collagen Company
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I've lost my place ...
Social care ... Antisocial care ...
Chelsea Flower Show
The sixth age shifts into the lean old Chelsea ...
