Hi! Don't forget if trouble betide Whatever it is ...
"Bluebottles" The Secret Policeman's ...
Is this the thing that supersedes the Radar?
Policeman On a Bicycle
Police Numbers
Christmas, 2020 ...
Fire!
'The Yard' The best detectives – Edgar ...
Charging your glass A Scotland Yard of Ale
Pat raised the brick above his head and leant back
A large, burly man wearing a long white coat and a ...
You heard me, copper. He's saying nothing till his ...
Latest orders are - To watch for more than six ...
Looks like the Conga Killer has struck again, ...
Two fingers to the police
An Interesting Case, Sergeant
It's not a secret terrorist message written in an ...
How's My Drink Driving?
Writing out a cheque for £105, payable to ...
'I Didn't Know It Was Wrong! I'm from Tristan De ...
'There He Is, Inspector..!!'
'How did you kill the mayor, Riccardo?
They're in that flat there partying
'Thank you, Wesley,' said Pat as he stared down at ...
Looks like another truth serum leakage, Sarge!
A word to the wise, son – the brief's the ...
There's your man constable. How I hate bent ...
Our Station Inspector Has a Sociology Degree
But I Distinctly Heard Him Sing 'Don't Go Down the ...
The Superintendent Has Lost One of His Contact ...
